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Second time I’ve found myself using dog shampoo this year, it’s February.

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E is for Each Day I think about this chick I’m a step closer to putting a revolver between my lips and punching a round through my skull.

Pros
Attractive
Smart
Edgy
Quirky, but as a show
Flat head

Cons
Chose someone else
Used you
Isn’t that smart
Tad boring
It’s all a show
Maybe isn’t as attractive as you think
Someone dream Matt would never date
The Pro list is too short
You’re into Brunettes
Flat head

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Assassin at the dinner table.
russian assassin mouth full of food
So how do you know John

Somebody want him dead, I take job and he talk me out of it. We close friend ever since haha.

Silence

I say next time I take job to kill him, I take earplugs, yes? HAHAHAHA

You brought a failed assassin to dinner?

Failed? I could kill a dinosaur haha. I take /ex Japanese president/ from 6 mile (finger guns looking down sight) pewue. 6 mile, 6 mile in snow.

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Friend of friend: i’m not mad but P#### said you bought my OnlyFans
Me with mouth full of grapes: i like to support local

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Stuart little, kids stood in a line waiting to be adopted. Parents, we’ll take the rat.

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