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Little Matt thought driving in Europe was close to impossible and couldn’t get his head around how British drivers could pull that shit off, especially with the pedals flipped from C B A to A B C.

Turns out the pedals stay the same but you canny blame me for that one

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F##### returned from America a few months back and told me he’d slept with the ##### Power Ranger. I asked if he was referring to the suit or the man and he confirmed, both.

A quick Google search shows that there was a time when blue was a white man, pink was a white female, yellow was a Chinese girl, and black was an African American man. Sheesh.

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kitchen foil has plastic? What the fuck? nearly burnt kitchen to ground and gaff stinks

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