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I need something to believe in.

Man has always been drawn to the sea.

M##### is very pretty.

“if you don’t trust me, ask a computer” – Matt

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A lady at work complained to me that ‘People don’t look where they’re going these days’ when I informed her and her husband an escalator couldn’t be used for their safety. I turned to reply and saw she was blind, eye tracing the ceiling as if looking for UFOs. Eyes fixed on the cain, I agreed.

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Omar on burning to death – “yeah it’d be all hot and what-not.”

Some days Joe wakes in a panic and spends the morning on hold at the doctors.

Me and ###### called it off. Like a week before our plan to go watch the Amy Winehouse doc at the posh cinema.

I’d say we should go together tomorrow night but feel that’d complicate things.

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Had a chat with J## today about our schooling. he closed the convo with “Yeah, You were a stem cunt”

PR firms just launder liability

M#####‘s feet tingle when she’s tipsy, like an excited fairy

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Bring earbuds to bus station . Lady playing walking on sunshine out loud.

After a lot of arguing me and Omar designed a pole to wrap cages at work.

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