I should just commit to the crim life

Who knew there were 31 days in July. I’ve had a complaint about spelling so I’m wacking all this shit through Grammarly for the best viewing experience. Wonder if Grammarly saves what you type even after deleted… they must do. The whole thing’s kinda genius. You build an algorithm to machine learn a language and the first hurdle you hit is a data pool too small, so you open the algorithm up for free use and collect all the data you want. I’ve redesigned the reg page, took me most of the day – ended up rewriting half of the SQL code :( Turns out PHP prefers to be the parent between it and HTML so I’ve wasted a good 3 hours trying to embed PHP in HTML when I should have been doing shit the other way around. Anyway, we move. The server now runs a script to check if a user is already logged in to an active session before getting them to log in. If they are, they’re taken straight to the members landing page, if not are pushed to either login or register. I’ve put an under-construction page over our botanist’s area to give me enough time to perfect the user interface. That’s if anyone is even interested… I know there’s a Reddit group for growers in the UK. I was thinking of bolting on a messenger platform but fear it’ll need a Mod, someone to stop large scale growers selling to consumers.

The packaging hasn’t even arrived yet and I’ve made a sick product image, like a blown-up view of the pot thing, I’ll insert it below. The next steps are integrating the Stripe API so we can take card orders, register for Royal Mail Next Day, figure out how we’ll package the seeds and the strain we’ll include. May even give them a choice. Need to keep MVP in mind, some of this stuff is more than I need to include for the minimum product offering, don’t want to wander. When I have a spare minute I’ll rehost this blog at mlow.co.uk and re-order the posts so the most recent is at the top.

I really need someone to show me what music to listen to, i’ve spent all day going through the NOW albums in cronological order, starting at 50. Some truely awful music. Strangely addictive. Currently on 85, Dear Dalin’ by Olly Murs – The guy sings like how a sperm would.

This is v theraputic, highly recommend.