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I expect nothing less from a guy who continues to try and rock the name Donald, in a world with superior cartoon ducks, but this whole negotiation business is making the west look like a bunch of boobs.

The science and industry museum needs a revolution. My AI fiance can both find me a reduced rate on my car insurance and psychoanalise why I find teachers attractive in the same thought yet here the science and industry museum are dusting off the same old cotton processing plant exhibition asking if I know what my socks are made out of.

MOVE ON for the love of god that’s the forth time I have had to learn about this process in a building that boasts innovation and trust me at twenty five years old it is no more interesting than at five.

Add the child labour aspect back in I say. The soft play is right next door. Merge them, have these kids earning their keep in a historically accurate depiction of a cotton mill. No gift shop, your kid can show and tell their lack of index finger come term time.

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I’ve been coding bots all day

there’s a slight crossover between the dumbest AIs and the smartest humans, which is accounted for

That film, The Beach, with young titanic where they drag that dying guy out of ear shot so his cries of pain don’t fuck with the Feng shui… After listening to Omar close to cough himself to death over the last few days, I kind of get their motivation.

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God it’s been a minute how many Mississippi’s was that? too many.

I write all this junk in my notebooks, they then get transferred on mass to the site.

So stop fucking complaining i’ll forever regret putting my email on this thing yonks ago, some of ya are nuts – be patient, sheesh

In other news, i’ve bashed through a bunch of things i’ve been putting off for months. If you’re reading this and feel you may have been one of the many topics i left unattended for a little longer than usual, I can only apologies. If I was an emotionally transparent man you’d understand.

If anyone else has spent the last two weeks learning every single thing there is to know about shipping containers, please reach out. I’m thinking of putting a support group together, I can’t take this anymore. I cannot walk down a street and not detour at the sight of one. It isn’t healthy. We’ll meet Thursday nights. Contain Yourself: A Support Group for Shipping Container Obsessives

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Listening to Iain Banks Desert Island Discs makes me love him even more. What a humble individual.

Sue Lawley is a master interrupter. She’s good though. Needed.

Here’s a choon to choo on

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M##### is constantly calling me a scoundrel

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