Spent a good 10 mins persuading a man to punch me. Went a bit like this.
You wanna fight?
What
Fight?
Not really
Come on it’ll be fun
No
1 punch
No
Come on
No
Prick
push lol
Met an Irish girl the day after who called escalators the ‘upscalator’ and ‘downscalator’. I swear that killed me
First time I’ve ever regretted not getting someones number
I don’t wanna die on this planet.
Song of the week