So glad Osama Bin Ladin didn’t have access to the Internet during his 5 years break.
Welcome to speedy suicides, our first guest is Matt from Derbyshire. Tell me a little about yourself Matt… “Can we start” “Hahaaa” and up against Matt is Hannah, from Warwickshire I believe? “I don’t want to die” crying
“Awesome. For our viewers at home, the game is simple. First heartbeat to hit zero points to audience ” “Is the Hero“. Feel free to use anything you find here in the studio, on your marks, get set, GO
Matt turns, grabs a knife off the table, positions it behind his neck, slaps it home winning the game, pan over and Hannah has hung herself, wiggling like a fish. Clearly going to die but without winning the game.
Christ thats morbid