M#####.

  • Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill

    Shit to say: Scared of dogs Choccy nibs phenomenon I…

  • mouse

    M##### is constantly calling me a scoundrel

  • Abba

    Took me a good couple mins to persuade M##### that…

  • Morals shmorals

    me and M##### are friends. Former partners but still, friends.…

  • spud

    I spent £20.50 on water colours and thick paper today.…

  • what

    M##### didn’t know women could get Aids. ‘Only men can…

  • Like a pro

    I think I had a panic attack last night. I…

  • I need

    I need something to believe in. Man has always been…

  • what-not

    Omar on burning to death – “yeah it’d be all…

  • notepad

    Had a chat with J## today about our schooling. he…

  • Mouse bed

    I woke up last night in M#####’s bed and realised…

  • rich in vitamin me

    Who’s the dancing queen? I’m the dancing queen. Fuck the…

  • olives

    Scotland offered a life I could live, but my coat…