• bobby B

    You listen to audio books because you can’t read, I listen because all I want to do is read. We are not the same. Overthrow a government no borax no…


  • cheese/ plastic spread

    Gambling is the only addictions you can get through your phone. These lot are drug dealersssss. 888 more like 666 am I right What is Philadelphia


  • tenerife

    Universal hand gestures to add alongside the bill please hand gesture Water Still – flat hand Sparkling – wiggly fingers I look at the young couples here and fear that…


  • I need

    I need something to believe in. Man has always been drawn to the sea. M##### is very pretty. “if you don’t trust me, ask a computer” – Matt


  • The blind

    A lady at work complained to me that ‘People don’t look where they’re going these days’ when I informed her and her husband an escalator couldn’t be used for their…


  • what-not

    Omar on burning to death – “yeah it’d be all hot and what-not.” Some days Joe wakes in a panic and spends the morning on hold at the doctors. Me…


  • notepad

    Had a chat with J## today about our schooling. he closed the convo with “Yeah, You were a stem cunt” PR firms just launder liability M#####’s feet tingle when she’s…


  • pole dancin

    Bring earbuds to bus station . Lady playing walking on sunshine out loud. After a lot of arguing me and Omar designed a pole to wrap cages at work.


  • Mouse bed

    I woke up last night in M#####’s bed and realised i’m 24 and could die at any moment. My thought immediately gravitated towards a life of crime, after glancing over…


  • God innit

    Dear Diary, Today Gosia requested I not ‘corrupt’ the Jehovah’s Witness we work with. I don’t know who the hell this woman thinks I am.