black coffee

Bought some CBD oil for the dog because if you ask me she needs to chill tf out. Now I’m new to CBD oil but long story short it’s the same shit they sell to humans. So I’m here wondering how many drops I should take… a large dog is 6-7 drops but I think I’m like 2 large dogs? So I’ve been taking 20 drops to be certain.

I can’t be having Nelly taking stuff I haven’t quality checked that’s just bad business.

Joe bought some CBD lollies in NY and those shits wiped me out I swear I couldn’t move me legs

There are meteor shower calendars. Also, a meteor wiped out the dinos now let me tell you I ain’t nearly as big and strong as a T-Rex so if one comes for us now I’m fucked.

Someone said a few days ago that she asked people with ‘normal brains’ and I don’t know how to feel about that. I wanna think I have a normal brain but odds are I don’t. Which is a shame I guess. Actually nah who wants a normal brain that’s a salmon mentality, so many salmon in the sea. Like sure be a salmon motherfucker but don’t mind me I’m a shark you feel

MySQL can suck my balls. My PHP is coming along swimmingly but SQL to PHP is like teeth to a blowjob

I don’t know why anyone puts milk in their coffee it’s like cutting your own coke. If I’m drinking coffee I want that buzz, I like the paranoia the anxiety

The ‘AI Dealer’ has been written up and ready to post but suffered some criticism pre-launch from a focus group over a Chinese takeaway on the steps to Bramhall’s.

The tables have turned after meeting Eli’s owner, starting to think he’s just a confused dog. He reminds me of myself when I was 18. I’ll give her some CBD for him. I’m a dealer but I only sell to dogs

Move the blog to MLOW and launch w33d

Song of the day below is thanks to V who is actively trying to get me to resume my drug habits. Who needs enemies with friends like these