First time Caitlin watched one flew over the cuckoos nest was in the TV room of a Mental Institution.
This Evernote bollocks is giving me stress, i’m starting to understand why nutters poach elephants (Logo). Just spent the last 5 mins on google to understand what poach is and isn’t like what is a poached elephant? If you boil an elephant to death do they charge you for poaching an elephant or poaching an elephant, I can imagine poaching gets you a longer jail time than poaching, anyone that can get an elephant in a pan is a force the world isn’t ready for. I’ve said poach too many times, i’m losing all grasp of reality here, sent a medic. My grammer seems pretty on point for a man who’s losing connection with his sanity over the poaching business so maybe we should just keep this train a’ rolling. Next stop is Moscow Missiles. If you’re derailing – sorry – departing at The UK Hash Trade, please head towards the front of the train as the station has a short platform. Jeez, even train platforms out here bullying the little ones. This train is for David Sedaris Central, Next stop Moscow Missiles. If you see something that doesn’t look right, speak to staff or text The National Crime Agency on @National_Crime_Agency - I’m not even joking idk how I managed to bag that one. – We’ll snort it. See it. Say it. Snorted.
Here’s a comedy letter I was hoping to send to my mother yet I desist for fears it’ll be hard to prove its comedic value against it’s apparent non-fictional genre.
Dear Mother,
I believe I have a cocaine addiction; it’s causing me a fair amount of stress.
with Love,
Matthew
And with that,
I shall take my leave.