• Ah la Cafe

    No coffee, no coffee in the gaff Which is fine, it ain’t my gaff. This ain’t my burden to bear. Unless I want coffee, which I do. I badly want coffee. I feel like a little druggy again rattling around, looking through cupboards. It’s 7am, on a Tuesday. The local shop doesn’t open until 9am.…

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  • wood louce mafia

    I laid a load of self levelling compound which long story short goes really flat and makes a bumpy surface smooth. A wood louice seems to have waded into it, got stuck and has been badly levelled. Completely flush with the surface. The finish is great and plus he kind of dug his own grave…

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  • The message

    It’s the right thing to do, I think. I’ve taken advice, from people I trust on this topic. Originally we were torn between if it’ll just cause harm or if it’s in-fact a sensible and adult thing to do. We settled in the middle, which leaves a decent size risk that it could go wrong…

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  • mongoos

    I don’t love that J## can use a 4-part metaphor to give a full rundown and summary of his whole life. “So there’s this car yeah, and i’m driving“ Ah shit, there’s ya problem “And in the passenger seat there’s my emotions..” “And behind them there’s the 10 year old..” “And behind me there’s the…

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  • Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill

    Shit to say: Scared of dogs Choccy nibs phenomenon I have all sorts to write about. I read back through my notebooks and can’t help but flick a few pages back. My memory remains in a bad way, so each page presents text I have no recollection of scribbling down. Some of the hits over…

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  • Soup

    Being single when you’re ill sucks I’m just ill. No soup, no warm bed just headaches and puffy face I do not believe in coincidence. Out of all the ships for that thing to hit it nailed a US fuel vessel. I don’t care that it was at anchor. I don’t care if the Captain…

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  • 01100010 01100101 01100001 01101110 01110011

    Me and O### had beans on pancakes for tea, surprisingly good. A little like a hotel buffet breakfast when your beans make friends with your little pancakes on the plate and you just crack on. We’re calling the meal Skin Heads on Rafts, my mums idea. Today I am sad. Let’s switch to binary. 01001001…

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  • PictoChat

    I miss the days i used to save up for kit, watch every single unboxing of the thing that hits the web and sit there shaking as I open it 2 or 3 months after i’d started saving for the thing nintendo ds, take me back to DS days. Sadly, I was amongst the 0.0054%…

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  • Cotton

    I expect nothing less from a guy who continues to try and rock the name Donald, in a world with superior cartoon ducks, but this whole negotiation business is making the west look like a bunch of boobs. The science and industry museum needs a revolution. My AI fiance can both find me a reduced…

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  • Title

    Every Fairytale needs a villain. Don’t love that it’s me.

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