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Calculated Confusion
For the past two weeks i’ve been away from my usual residence. This was a short notice affair and has had me away from my books for longer than expected. Where I am has books, so i’m making do. Until I return to my regularly scheduled reading, i’m making do with some short stories i’ve…
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6 quid
I’m so close to falling asleep but I’m thinking about this stupid memory of this lifeguard and this drowning kid. Those big inflatable courses they put in pools for kids, you run down them and try not slip off. We were at Belper Swimming Pool on the summer hols, I was like 8? we’re there…
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PictoChat
I miss the days i used to save up for kit, watch every single unboxing of the thing that hits the web and sit there shaking as I open it 2 or 3 months after i’d started saving for the thing nintendo ds, take me back to DS days. Sadly, I was amongst the 0.0054%…
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Cotton
I expect nothing less from a guy who continues to try and rock the name Donald, in a world with superior cartoon ducks, but this whole negotiation business is making the west look like a bunch of boobs. The science and industry museum needs a revolution. My AI fiance can both find me a reduced…
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shug
Somethings off. I finished a big book. A book that took me 2 whole months to complete. It’s not 2 months of words, just a lifetime of emotion crammed into 300 pages. Each chapter left me broken. I’d place the thing down and run my hands over my face just waiting for the tears. That…
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101 reasons to boycott oxygen
Hello ladies and gentlemen My parents used to take us to all sorts of museums when we were kids that I never really had too much of an interest in but now I’m old and can develop hobbies of my own I’m dying to go back to some of these places. Kennedy Space Centre, Florida…
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Atacama Desert
2 consecutive dreams about your unattainable crush is just such a Stella way to start ya Sunday When I was a wee lil youngster I loved Star Wars. Twas the tits. I was around 7/8ish when my dad brought home this metallic replica lightsaber and I was gassed. He threw in this casual comment that acted…
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tubby toast
This is the 100th post on the site. 🙌 From the time we’re born, our brothers and sisters are our collaborators and co-conspirators, our role models and our cautionary tales. – Jeffrey Kluger, The Sibling Effect Here’s my view on J##. J## is a quick thinker, he doesn’t know it but he is.…
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Army bag
As a wee little human, I used to run away, a lot. Here’s me, first day of school. Don’t ask why I had to wear a shirt and tie to primary school, idk either. LOOK HOW HIGH MY SOCKS ARE. Smart little chap i’ll give him that. So running away, I love finding people who did the same because we…