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Ah la Cafe
No coffee, no coffee in the gaff Which is fine, it ain’t my gaff. This ain’t my burden to bear. Unless I want coffee, which I do. I badly want coffee. I feel like a little druggy again rattling around, looking through cupboards. It’s 7am, on a Tuesday. The local shop doesn’t open until 9am.…
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Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill
Shit to say: Scared of dogs Choccy nibs phenomenon I have all sorts to write about. I read back through my notebooks and can’t help but flick a few pages back. My memory remains in a bad way, so each page presents text I have no recollection of scribbling down. Some of the hits over…
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PictoChat
I miss the days i used to save up for kit, watch every single unboxing of the thing that hits the web and sit there shaking as I open it 2 or 3 months after i’d started saving for the thing nintendo ds, take me back to DS days. Sadly, I was amongst the 0.0054%…
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Shia Crescent
I know what you’re all thinking, why the fuck is Iran so quiet on this one? I’m no plonker and I wager neither are you but there’s something off about the Middle East today. Last night Israel retaliated, fair enough, your time to shine and all but the whole thing felt a little… relaxed? After…
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American Air
F##### returned from America a few months back and told me he’d slept with the ##### Power Ranger. I asked if he was referring to the suit or the man and he confirmed, both. A quick Google search shows that there was a time when blue was a white man, pink was a white female,…
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Lily Lola
i’ve bought isdyslexic.com so I can have the email Matthew@isdyslexic.com eBay is just B-TEC Amazon i’ve found an old notebook so i’ll spend the day writing up its text, the dates will be back dated so good look finding them what a fucking night. It was the emotional equivalent of having one of those weird…
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Latvia
I stopped writing. God knows why, just wasn’t the time for it. I venture off in search of greener pastures and always return to this silly little notebook. A### is setting me up with her niece? When she’s back from Latvia that is… I’m so glad it’s 2024, my threes are getting really shit. I…
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fridge door opposite
Constantly feel like an idiot trying to open the fridge from the wrong side.