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eesh
If my future husband gets his clothes from a home delivery virtual fashion service, i’m no longer married. That shit is for gays who don’t have the balls to be gay. Is that homophobic? The clothes are shit
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cat trap
I lost the cat. I can’t find the cat. Did i really lose her if she was never here? She should be here. Where is she? This was the job. Look after the cat. But no cat. The posibilities are racing through my mind. Cats get in suitcases, suitcases that are left for packing, packing…
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The Earplug Diaries
Airports must be hell for autistic people. Everything’s so loud and bright. Wading through the tide of perfume slingers, their scents combining into a curtain like cloud between you and the safety of your gate. Even getting that far is an unspoken achievement. They take your bag, give it a sticker and send it on…
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passwords
Dana doesn’t abide by the rules of password sharing, you want the password? You’ve gotta earn it. The password is the same as my phone number means taking away the +, the area code, decide if we’ll be replacing the lost digit with a 0 to meet the character requirements of global network communication, the…
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uber
I was quoted £24 for the 7 minute taxi ride from station to hotel. Even got a second opinion when another cabbie saw me refuse the first. “Nah mate, that’s just how it is. Crossing state lines you see?” “State?” “Yeah, Wilmslow”. I walked off, pinged an Uber and £6 later I was there. I…
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Life as a Son of Iain
Radio alarm clicks on Good morning children of Low. It’s 6am, the sun is shinning bright with a steady wind speed of 2mph. Today we’ll see highs of 12 and lows of 10. Before we continue with morning announcements would the quick response team please report to the kitchen and tend to a high pressure…
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feb
Second time I’ve found myself using dog shampoo this year, it’s February.
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lil red car
Stuart little, kids stood in a line waiting to be adopted. Parents, we’ll take the rat.