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last night dream
man lay in bath, first person, listening to opera and making waves in the bath with his cock. Waves in the bath turn into waves on the beach, massive cock in the water conducting and singing opera making waves on the beach. Really realistic.
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No more office job
I fell into the trap, again. I blame myself, I should have seen this coming. One decent outcome of the last month is my renewed understanding of my own mental health. The charity is going ahead. I mean what’s the risk? We could help 1 person and it’d be worthwhile. Had a giggle with an…
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Francesco, you’re out of contract.
Those times when u feel shit but can’t figure out why, like what have I forgotten to do maybe there’s a medicine I’m supposed to take around about now or maybe like I should eat, I’ve missed something. Maybe I need a smoke or maybe it’s the smoke that’s got me feeling like this. Should…
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Army bag
As a wee little human, I used to run away, a lot. Here’s me, first day of school. Don’t ask why I had to wear a shirt and tie to primary school, idk either. LOOK HOW HIGH MY SOCKS ARE. Smart little chap i’ll give him that. So running away, I love finding people who did the same because we…
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flatmate beef
Some of the mates that reside in this flat aren’t mates. And rightly so. To clarify, I’m not the problem; I didn’t bring this beef. The thing with house shares is their unpredictable nature. This flat has the potential to be a great place to live, nice people, nice area but one tenant…
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men cry it’s alright
Dream – Rufus’s last day. Took him for a big walk then we got home and we’re playing and this like priest came in. I explained how it’s a sad day because we think it’s his last and well the priest didn’t flinch, just kept playing with Rufus who was ecstatic that someone had entered…
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9 out of 10 dentists agree
Rufus (dog) suffers from awful separation anxiety. He’s always moaning and freaking out when someone he knows walks off without him. I’ve chalked it up to his shitty understanding of time. I don’t think dogs get time like humans. Unfortunately for Rufus, lots of the people he loves leave sooner or later. His first owner…
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thinks
I hope other people struggle to sleep as much as I do, feels crap thinking I’m having to deal with this shit on my ones. I dated a girl who slept really well, like on the dot whenever wherever and being honest I was jealous. Was definitely one of the reasons why we fell apart,…
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smh
If I had access to interdimensional travel, I’d move to a new universe, everything the same, a complete duplicate of Planet Earth except Levi’s Jeans are 20 quid. It doesn’t seem right that 100 quid is the going rate for 2 metres of fabric that hugs your ass. That’s it; that’s all I’d change. Levi’s…