• plumber boys

    Who’s Luigi fucking? Mario’s sorted, he’s all over Princess Peach. But Luigi, this guys out here with no pussy. No wonder he’s the number two. ‍

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  • The Zimmer frame

    Hate going to the hospital, for whatever reason. The place is too clean. Luckily this time I wasn’t the one busted up but I can’t say sitting in the car for 5 hours isn’t painful. Seems Joe burnt himself on his Sizzle Kitchen, ouch. We were stood in the waiting room and a man, of…

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  • E is for Ecstasy

    Tried clothes shopping, the whole charity shop model interests me. Popular because it’s cheap, but designed to be profitable, which goes hand in hand with periodic price increases. It’s all dead people clothes, anyway. Can’t get my head around it. Then again, I don’t care about the clothes I wear. I wish I did, but…

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