Matthew Low

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    wasps

    Listening to Iain Banks Desert Island Discs makes me love him even more. What a humble individual. Sue Lawley is a master interrupter. She’s good though. Needed. Here’s a choon to choo on

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    mouse

    M##### is constantly calling me a scoundrel

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    Abba

    Took me a good couple mins to persuade M##### that Alaska wasn’t an island, she was looking at a map very closely tracing her finger over the Gulf of Mexico looking for it. She also referred to Allah as ABBA. This girls nuts.

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    bird

    i’ll write more soon, having an off week some days you feel like girl staring down the barrel eating fries, other days you’re protected identity bird detained by dutch police some days you’re 2 slices of half eaten bread

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    Morals shmorals

    me and M##### are friends. Former partners but still, friends. When asking her what she wanted to do with me that evening she told me we couldn’t, because we’re friends and no longer lovers. With a sigh she said, “I can’t even indulge in the words” That same night I told her over dinner I…

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    what da fuck

    The last post has had me spending the day daydreaming about some of the best memories I have with this bike, i’ll share a few The Naughty Boyfriend Whilst living in Oxford I did a silly thing and fooled around with a girl who I did not know at the time was involved with a…

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  • Sweet n’ tight

    S##### leaves soon. I feel like I’ve had the free trial of S##### T## B#### and just as I look to extend, she’s off I once saw her burp and blow into the sky like one would cigarette smoke We spent the night tracking planes overhead, listening to American police radio and eye fucking the…

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    Cute names for the daughter I doubt i’ll have

    Felicity Agnes Agatha

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