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Solar Thoughts
Why do you stay up so late? In the wee small hours of the morning, nothing is expected of you. Humans are off the clock. It’s overtime, but it’s my time. I can’t justify spending half my life asleep, oblivious to the darkness that holds internal light. It’s quiet, no one comes knocking, no one…
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new job
If zoos let you check out animals like library books Matt: *Walks up to desk with monkey on shoulders, slaps down zoo card* Attendant: you cant have the monkey, you already have a lion and a goat checked out. Plus the goat is 3 weeks overdue. Matt: listen you can have the lion, I’ll bring…
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Bastet, daughter of Re
Back to the cats – and about god damn time We’re getting through the cat food, I think we have three cats on the go atm. I’m sure of two, one well-groomed posh kinda cat and one fucked up white battered old thing looking for a scrap. The third was a black cat but we…
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what kinda dog is that
I do yoga every night before bed. I get bored 2 mins in so I start by taking a shot of vodka and a couple ibuprofen to be relaxed and extra flexible. It works real well. People say yoga is effeminate and not a lads sport but I honestly can’t think of anything more masculine…
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spaceman
I grew up thinking meditation was solely sitting still, no thoughts, no brain traffic. Which gets frustrating, I can’t not think. Not to say my thoughts are of value but when I run out of thinking forward, my brain starts working on the backlog of shit I’ve absorbed over the past few days. that lad really kicked…
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I need a pocket pet
You know what I mean, a pet that I can take to the office. Keep him in my pocket, share my lunch with him – all that jazz
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Ignorant bliss
lay on the floor, cat lay on my chest. I’m stroking him, telling him how good his life is. How he’ll never have a mortgage, never crash a car, never break someone’s heart, he’s never been broke and how he’s completely oblivious to all of this. Ignorant bliss. Which got me thinking, with…
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stuff
From 10 to 14 I played minecraft religiously, way before all this kids Microsoft bollocks. Propper minecraft with the lads. From 14 to 22, no minecraft. I mean I had it but kids play minecraft and you’re an adult. Then out of no where minecraft is just back in your life like a clingy ex…
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i’m the tenth dentist
The thing with roaming around is no bed, no shower. I’m not much of an online dating guy, isn’t my style BUT tinder does have its uses. So I’m a mess yeah my hairs all over the place I look like a refugee if I was a dog they’d make one of those YouTube videos…