• (*)(*) 80085

    sold my first piece of art for 2 fags and a strawberry condom

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  • black coffee

    Bought some CBD oil for the dog because if you ask me she needs to chill tf out. Now I’m new to CBD oil but long story short it’s the same shit they sell to humans. So I’m here wondering how many drops I should take… a large dog is 6-7 drops but I think…

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  • matty mattress

    I’d be a great mattress salesman slaps top of mattress Me: with this baby you’ll never lose a nights sleep again Customer: Me: look how deep this thing is, 8 inch’s of pure love John, feel that go on grab it Customer: feels mattress Me: jumps on bed, hands behind head Me: i’m tellin’ ya,…

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  • levis jeans

    mans got a banana in his back pocketyou can’t mess with a man with a banana in his back pocketboys carry fagsmen carry fruithe’s got a banana in his back pocket its a symbolits a signhow do you compare to that manlike are you happy to see me or is that a banana in your…

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  • check me in baby

    Premier Inn. I’m loyal, i’ve always been loyal. If A hotel night is on the cards it’s my first stop. There’s something about knowing exactly how you night is going to be before you’ve even got into bed. I’ve never had a bad nights sleep there. gucci ‍

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  • yeah baby

    I’ve been away for a while. Nothing serious, just trying to get this stuff out of my head. The plan was to search for something sustainable, something I can tell my Mum about. Didn’t work, took a few weeks out and now, I’m back. Bigger ideas, better ideas. As a meet in the middle idea,…

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