• The message

    It’s the right thing to do, I think. I’ve taken advice, from people I trust on this topic. Originally we were torn between if it’ll just cause harm or if it’s in-fact a sensible and adult thing to do. We settled in the middle, which leaves a decent size risk that it could go wrong…

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  • 01100010 01100101 01100001 01101110 01110011

    Me and O### had beans on pancakes for tea, surprisingly good. A little like a hotel buffet breakfast when your beans make friends with your little pancakes on the plate and you just crack on. We’re calling the meal Skin Heads on Rafts, my mums idea. Today I am sad. Let’s switch to binary. 01001001…

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  • shug

    Somethings off. I finished a big book. A book that took me 2 whole months to complete. It’s not 2 months of words, just a lifetime of emotion crammed into 300 pages. Each chapter left me broken. I’d place the thing down and run my hands over my face just waiting for the tears. That…

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  • what-not

    Omar on burning to death – “yeah it’d be all hot and what-not.” Some days Joe wakes in a panic and spends the morning on hold at the doctors. Me and M##### called it off. Like a week before our plan to go watch the Amy Winehouse doc at the posh cinema. I’d say we…

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  • Delete

    Dear #######, I shouldn’t think about you as much as I do. It’s no good for my head or heart, who often falls for the thought of you. I think I kinda like ya. It’s nothing to worry on, I’ll get over it this year. Maybe I’m remembering you as someone you’re not, or maybe…

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  • bruh

    I thought I saw something in you, guess I should wear my goggles more sheesh

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  • PaperMate

    Dear cute girl in Wilko browsing the same pens as me, I feel like after our brief chat we connected over our shared love for PaperMate FlexGrip pens – they really are the best for notebooks. However, when we chose, you reached for the Blue Ink 1.0mm and me the Black 0.7. At that moment,…

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  • magic stars

    people try and bribe you with cash but I swear, a discreetly offered pack of rainbow drops and i’m anyones ‍ you can’t put a price on unexpected rainbow drops. put your money away mate, head for the corner shop and pick me up something I can work with you know what i’m saying? amateurs…

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  • 9 out of 10 dentists agree

    Rufus (dog) suffers from awful separation anxiety. He’s always moaning and freaking out when someone he knows walks off without him. I’ve chalked it up to his shitty understanding of time. I don’t think dogs get time like humans. Unfortunately for Rufus, lots of the people he loves leave sooner or later. His first owner…

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  • time

    Drunk sad matt ‍ If I could pause time, I would. I don’t know if we’re the right people for eachother, I don’t think I’ll ever know something like that but I do know that life is about being around the people that make you feel what you didn’t think you could. I’d pause time…

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