• The message

    It’s the right thing to do, I think. I’ve taken advice, from people I trust on this topic. Originally we were torn between if it’ll just cause harm or if it’s in-fact a sensible and adult thing to do. We settled in the middle, which leaves a decent size risk that it could go wrong…

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  • 01100010 01100101 01100001 01101110 01110011

    Me and O### had beans on pancakes for tea, surprisingly good. A little like a hotel buffet breakfast when your beans make friends with your little pancakes on the plate and you just crack on. We’re calling the meal Skin Heads on Rafts, my mums idea. Today I am sad. 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01110011…

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  • Title

    Every Fairytale needs a villain. Don’t love that it’s me.

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  • wasps

    Listening to Iain Banks Desert Island Discs makes me love him even more. What a humble individual. Sue Lawley is a master interrupter. She’s good though. Needed. Here’s a choon to choo on

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  • mouse

    M##### is constantly calling me a scoundrel

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  • Abba

    Took me a good couple mins to persuade M##### that Alaska wasn’t an island, she was looking at a map very closely tracing her finger over the Gulf of Mexico looking for it. She also referred to Allah as ABBA. This girls nuts.

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  • Morals shmorals

    me and M##### are friends. Former partners but still, friends. When asking her what she wanted to do with me that evening she told me we couldn’t, because we’re friends and no longer lovers. With a sigh she said, “I can’t even indulge in the words” That same night I told her over dinner I…

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  • spud

    I spent £20.50 on water colours and thick paper today. Acrylics make a mess and I am tidy these days. Me and M##### are friends. Today, I called her Spud.

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  • what da fuck

    The last post has had me spending the day daydreaming about some of the best memories I have with this bike, i’ll share a few The Naughty Boyfriend Whilst living in Oxford I did a silly thing and fooled around with a girl who I did not know at the time was involved with a…

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  • what

    M##### didn’t know women could get Aids. ‘Only men can get aids’.

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