• what da fuck

    The last post has had me spending the day daydreaming about some of the best memories I have with this bike, i’ll share a few The Naughty Boyfriend Whilst living in Oxford I did a silly thing and fooled around with a girl who I did not know at the time was involved with a…

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  • what

    M##### didn’t know women could get Aids. ‘Only men can get aids’.

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  • Like a pro

    I think I had a panic attack last night. I was lay in bed and my head and heart were freaking the fuck out. I invited M##### over last minute, figured some company might do me good. We spoke about love languages. Hers seems to be showing up, getting drunk on white wine, stumbling up…

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  • I need

    I need something to believe in. Man has always been drawn to the sea. M##### is very pretty. “if you don’t trust me, ask a computer” – Matt

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  • what-not

    Omar on burning to death – “yeah it’d be all hot and what-not.” Some days Joe wakes in a panic and spends the morning on hold at the doctors. Me and M##### called it off. Like a week before our plan to go watch the Amy Winehouse doc at the posh cinema. I’d say we…

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  • notepad

    Had a chat with J## today about our schooling. he closed the convo with “Yeah, You were a stem cunt” PR firms just launder liability M#####’s feet tingle when she’s tipsy, like an excited fairy

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  • Mouse bed

    I woke up last night in M#####’s bed and realised i’m 24 and could die at any moment. My thought immediately gravitated towards a life of crime, after glancing over at M#####’s sleeping face covered in hair I saw the only crime would be to not enjoy this moment. I slept and dreamt of accountants.

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  • Joe quote

    “I’ll do whatever you want, as long as I get to be with #### for the rest of my life”

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  • stars

    If my girl was an air-traffic controller I’d just tune in all day and admire her work

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