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what da fuck
The last post has had me spending the day daydreaming about some of the best memories I have with this bike, i’ll share a few The Naughty Boyfriend Whilst living in Oxford I did a silly thing and fooled around with a girl who I did not know at the time was involved with a…
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Like a pro
I think I had a panic attack last night. I was lay in bed and my head and heart were freaking the fuck out. I invited M##### over last minute, figured some company might do me good. We spoke about love languages. Hers seems to be showing up, getting drunk on white wine, stumbling up…
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notepad
Had a chat with J## today about our schooling. he closed the convo with “Yeah, You were a stem cunt” PR firms just launder liability M#####’s feet tingle when she’s tipsy, like an excited fairy
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Mouse bed
I woke up last night in M#####’s bed and realised i’m 24 and could die at any moment. My thought immediately gravitated towards a life of crime, after glancing over at M#####’s sleeping face covered in hair I saw the only crime would be to not enjoy this moment. I slept and dreamt of accountants.