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9 out of 10 dentists agree
Rufus (dog) suffers from awful separation anxiety. He’s always moaning and freaking out when someone he knows walks off without him. I’ve chalked it up to his shitty understanding of time. I don’t think dogs get time like humans. Unfortunately for Rufus, lots of the people he loves leave sooner or later. His first owner…
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thinks
I hope other people struggle to sleep as much as I do, feels crap thinking I’m having to deal with this shit on my ones. I dated a girl who slept really well, like on the dot whenever wherever and being honest I was jealous. Was definitely one of the reasons why we fell apart,…
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black coffee
Bought some CBD oil for the dog because if you ask me she needs to chill tf out. Now I’m new to CBD oil but long story short it’s the same shit they sell to humans. So I’m here wondering how many drops I should take… a large dog is 6-7 drops but I think…
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matty mattress
I’d be a great mattress salesman slaps top of mattress Me: with this baby you’ll never lose a nights sleep again Customer: Me: look how deep this thing is, 8 inch’s of pure love John, feel that go on grab it Customer: feels mattress Me: jumps on bed, hands behind head Me: i’m tellin’ ya,…
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levis jeans
mans got a banana in his back pocketyou can’t mess with a man with a banana in his back pocketboys carry fagsmen carry fruithe’s got a banana in his back pocket its a symbolits a signhow do you compare to that manlike are you happy to see me or is that a banana in your…
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smh
If I had access to interdimensional travel, I’d move to a new universe, everything the same, a complete duplicate of Planet Earth except Levi’s Jeans are 20 quid. It doesn’t seem right that 100 quid is the going rate for 2 metres of fabric that hugs your ass. That’s it; that’s all I’d change. Levi’s…