• 9 out of 10 dentists agree

    Rufus (dog) suffers from awful separation anxiety. He’s always moaning and freaking out when someone he knows walks off without him. I’ve chalked it up to his shitty understanding of time. I don’t think dogs get time like humans. Unfortunately for Rufus, lots of the people he loves leave sooner or later. His first owner…

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  • (*)(*) 80085

    sold my first piece of art for 2 fags and a strawberry condom

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  • thinks

    I hope other people struggle to sleep as much as I do, feels crap thinking I’m having to deal with this shit on my ones. I dated a girl who slept really well, like on the dot whenever wherever and being honest I was jealous. Was definitely one of the reasons why we fell apart,…

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  • black coffee

    Bought some CBD oil for the dog because if you ask me she needs to chill tf out. Now I’m new to CBD oil but long story short it’s the same shit they sell to humans. So I’m here wondering how many drops I should take… a large dog is 6-7 drops but I think…

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  • matty mattress

    I’d be a great mattress salesman slaps top of mattress Me: with this baby you’ll never lose a nights sleep again Customer: Me: look how deep this thing is, 8 inch’s of pure love John, feel that go on grab it Customer: feels mattress Me: jumps on bed, hands behind head Me: i’m tellin’ ya,…

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  • bitch

    fuck she stole my Only Fools and Horses stamp collection

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  • cults

    i don’t get the money plate in church just straight up asking for cash, just fill it up and pass that shit on i should have done that as a kid on my birthday, just pass round a bowl like ‘u know what to do’ Its not often I go to church, makes me feel…

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  • .

    id like a zeplin for my birthday

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  • levis jeans

    mans got a banana in his back pocketyou can’t mess with a man with a banana in his back pocketboys carry fagsmen carry fruithe’s got a banana in his back pocket its a symbolits a signhow do you compare to that manlike are you happy to see me or is that a banana in your…

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  • smh

    If I had access to interdimensional travel, I’d move to a new universe, everything the same, a complete duplicate of Planet Earth except Levi’s Jeans are 20 quid. It doesn’t seem right that 100 quid is the going rate for 2 metres of fabric that hugs your ass. That’s it; that’s all I’d change. Levi’s…

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