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goose fair
You know when you buy a snack ‘for later’ and you just don’t eat it. Yeah that’s me Some things just aren’t fair. But we use fairness as a gauge for mutual satisfaction, mutual reward. So fair is just the path of least resistance, emotionally speaking. A middle ground that causes no social friction. He…
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mirrors
I think mirrors are a wholly psychological thing. Like sure you’re seeing a reflection of the light bouncing off a mirror and into your eyes but the second both versions of your eyes connect, something changes from what your retinas physically see to what your brain interprets. The best everyday example I can think of…
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time
Drunk sad matt If I could pause time, I would. I don’t know if we’re the right people for eachother, I don’t think I’ll ever know something like that but I do know that life is about being around the people that make you feel what you didn’t think you could. I’d pause time…
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The man-made man
I’ve lost a load of my notes Shitty phone updated and lost the decryption key for my old notes. So safe even I can’t get into them and I wrote the damn things. No stress, I’ll have backups somewhere. If we could simulate human life, we would. I mean the question is, would they be…
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So what’s the key to a successful affair
I’ve never had an affair, never been married. I think it can only be an affair if you’re married to the person you’re screwing over? Let me check. Oh Jesus it gets a bit complicated. Long story short you don’t have to be married to someone to have an affair, I guess there are…
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2am – somewhere in amsterdam
Met an Irish girl who called escalators the ‘upscalator’ and ‘downscalator’. I swear that killed me First time I’ve ever regretted not getting someones number I don’t wanna die on this planet. Song of the week
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water
My career got groomed by JCB. Egg in an incubator. Groomed is the right word, we were all in the same boat but had no say in where we were heading. In more personal areas of life, the past 10 years have been like the boat was sinking. No issue though, I’m a strong swimmer…
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so here’s my grip on religion
Everyone thinks in separate ways, perceives information in separate and frankly unique ways. So you take 1,000: beliefs, ways of life, morals and guidances, let them loose on the world and over time, the most relatable gain the largest followings and rise to the top, sieved out from the not so relatable, radical beliefs. Things…
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plumber boys
Who’s Luigi fucking? Mario’s sorted, he’s all over Princess Peach. But Luigi, this guys out here with no pussy. No wonder he’s the number two.
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check me in baby
Premier Inn. I’m loyal, i’ve always been loyal. If A hotel night is on the cards it’s my first stop. There’s something about knowing exactly how you night is going to be before you’ve even got into bed. I’ve never had a bad nights sleep there. gucci