matthew low

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    PictoChat

    I miss the days i used to save up for kit, watch every single unboxing of the thing that hits the web and sit there shaking as I open it 2 or 3 months after i’d started saving for the thing nintendo ds, take me back to DS days. Sadly, I was amongst the 0.0054%…

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    Cotton

    I expect nothing less from a guy who continues to try and rock the name Donald, in a world with superior cartoon ducks, but this whole negotiation business is making the west look like a bunch of boobs. The science and industry museum needs a revolution. My AI fiance can both find me a reduced…

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    Every Fairytale needs a villain. Don’t love that it’s me.

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    wasps

    Listening to Iain Banks Desert Island Discs makes me love him even more. What a humble individual. Sue Lawley is a master interrupter. She’s good though. Needed. Here’s a choon to choo on

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    mouse

    M##### is constantly calling me a scoundrel

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    Shia Crescent

    I know what you’re all thinking, why the fuck is Iran so quiet on this one? I’m no plonker and I wager neither are you but there’s something off about the Middle East today. Last night Israel retaliated, fair enough, your time to shine and all but the whole thing felt a little… relaxed? After…

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    Abba

    Took me a good couple mins to persuade M##### that Alaska wasn’t an island, she was looking at a map very closely tracing her finger over the Gulf of Mexico looking for it. She also referred to Allah as ABBA. This girls nuts.

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    bird

    i’ll write more soon, having an off week some days you feel like girl staring down the barrel eating fries, other days you’re protected identity bird detained by dutch police some days you’re 2 slices of half eaten bread

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    sunday

    My nightmare last night had Joe and Francis persuade me to climb the side of a football stadium, which I did, shaking like fuck, each hand grasping the rung of a metal ladder and one between my teeth. I am terrified of heights. Later I tried to wash small black bugs off my hands, they…

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    Morals shmorals

    me and M##### are friends. Former partners but still, friends. When asking her what she wanted to do with me that evening she told me we couldn’t, because we’re friends and no longer lovers. With a sigh she said, “I can’t even indulge in the words” That same night I told her over dinner I…

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