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    wasps

    Listening to Iain Banks Desert Island Discs makes me love him even more. What a humble individual. Sue Lawley is a master interrupter. She’s good though. Needed. Here’s a choon to choo on

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    mouse

    M##### is constantly calling me a scoundrel

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    Shia Crescent

    I know what you’re all thinking, why the fuck is Iran so quiet on this one? I’m no plonker and I wager neither are you but there’s something off about the Middle East today. Last night Israel retaliated, fair enough, your time to shine and all but the whole thing felt a little… relaxed? After…

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    Abba

    Took me a good couple mins to persuade M##### that Alaska wasn’t an island, she was looking at a map very closely tracing her finger over the Gulf of Mexico looking for it. She also referred to Allah as ABBA. This girls nuts.

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    bird

    i’ll write more soon, having an off week some days you feel like girl staring down the barrel eating fries, other days you’re protected identity bird detained by dutch police some days you’re 2 slices of half eaten bread

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    sunday

    My nightmare last night had Joe and Francis persuade me to climb the side of a football stadium, which I did, shaking like fuck, each hand grasping the rung of a metal ladder and one between my teeth. I am terrified of heights. Later I tried to wash small black bugs off my hands, they…

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    Morals shmorals

    me and M##### are friends. Former partners but still, friends. When asking her what she wanted to do with me that evening she told me we couldn’t, because we’re friends and no longer lovers. With a sigh she said, “I can’t even indulge in the words” That same night I told her over dinner I…

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  • lil M

    Little Matt thought driving in Europe was close to impossible and couldn’t get his head around how British drivers could pull that shit off, especially with the pedals flipped from C B A to A B C. Turns out the pedals stay the same but you canny blame me for that one

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    American Air

    F##### returned from America a few months back and told me he’d slept with the ##### Power Ranger. I asked if he was referring to the suit or the man and he confirmed, both. A quick Google search shows that there was a time when blue was a white man, pink was a white female,…

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