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American Air
F##### returned from America a few months back and told me he’d slept with the ##### Power Ranger. I asked if he was referring to the suit or the man and he confirmed, both. A quick Google search shows that there was a time when blue was a white man, pink was a white female,…
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Yoko Oh no she didn’t
I didn’t get a 1 month token, they’d ran out. Which is fine i guess? I joked i’d just take a handful of 1 weeks but i’m still kind of left feeling like a won the race but no medal. Luckily my sobriety isn’t cross referenced with my token collection. If it was, telling a…
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shug
Somethings off. I finished a big book. A book that took me 2 whole months to complete. It’s not 2 months of words, just a lifetime of emotion crammed into 300 pages. Each chapter left me broken. I’d place the thing down and run my hands over my face just waiting for the tears. That…
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what da fuck
The last post has had me spending the day daydreaming about some of the best memories I have with this bike, i’ll share a few The Naughty Boyfriend Whilst living in Oxford I did a silly thing and fooled around with a girl who I did not know at the time was involved with a…
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Lily Lola
i’ve bought isdyslexic.com so I can have the email Matthew@isdyslexic.com eBay is just B-TEC Amazon i’ve found an old notebook so i’ll spend the day writing up its text, the dates will be back dated so good look finding them what a fucking night. It was the emotional equivalent of having one of those weird…
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Sweet n’ tight
S##### leaves soon. I feel like I’ve had the free trial of S##### T## B#### and just as I look to extend, she’s off I once saw her burp and blow into the sky like one would cigarette smoke We spent the night tracking planes overhead, listening to American police radio and eye fucking the…
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Like a pro
I think I had a panic attack last night. I was lay in bed and my head and heart were freaking the fuck out. I invited M##### over last minute, figured some company might do me good. We spoke about love languages. Hers seems to be showing up, getting drunk on white wine, stumbling up…