• Like a pro

    I think I had a panic attack last night. I was lay in bed and my head and heart were freaking the fuck out. I invited M##### over last minute, figured some company might do me good. We spoke about love languages. Hers seems to be showing up, getting drunk on white wine, stumbling up…

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  • I need

    I need something to believe in. Man has always been drawn to the sea. M##### is very pretty. “if you don’t trust me, ask a computer” – Matt

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  • what-not

    Omar on burning to death – “yeah it’d be all hot and what-not.” Some days Joe wakes in a panic and spends the morning on hold at the doctors. Me and M##### called it off. Like a week before our plan to go watch the Amy Winehouse doc at the posh cinema. I’d say we…

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  • notepad

    Had a chat with J## today about our schooling. he closed the convo with “Yeah, You were a stem cunt” PR firms just launder liability M#####’s feet tingle when she’s tipsy, like an excited fairy

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  • Mouse bed

    I woke up last night in M#####’s bed and realised i’m 24 and could die at any moment. My thought immediately gravitated towards a life of crime, after glancing over at M#####’s sleeping face covered in hair I saw the only crime would be to not enjoy this moment. I slept and dreamt of accountants.

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  • Latvia

    I stopped writing. God knows why, just wasn’t the time for it. I venture off in search of greener pastures and always return to this silly little notebook. A### is setting me up with her niece? When she’s back from Latvia that is… I’m so glad it’s 2024, my threes are getting really shit. I…

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  • Delete

    Dear #######, I shouldn’t think about you as much as I do. It’s no good for my head or heart, who often falls for the thought of you. I think I kinda like ya. It’s nothing to worry on, I’ll get over it this year. Maybe I’m remembering you as someone you’re not, or maybe…

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  • Notes

    Plug ya headphones into the hoover, shits loud Joe likes teeth in his blowjobs

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  • i’m not sad, just suicidal

    Times like this you find yourself wondering if you can even tie a noose? I’m sure any knot will do, this isn’t scouts I don’t need the badge. My curtail rail fell down last night so that’s off the table. Luckily there’s hooks in the ceiling that’ll take a load. Getting up there’ll be hard…

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