matthew low

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    Life as a Son of Iain

    Radio alarm clicks on Good morning children of Low. It’s 6am, the sun is shinning bright with a steady wind speed of 2mph. Today we’ll see highs of 12 and lows of 10. Before we continue with morning announcements would the quick response team please report to the kitchen and tend to a high pressure…

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  • b

    Today I was defeated by a blind. Not the kind with the sticks, a bathroom blind – although I think I’d have had a better chance cutting and hanging a blind man over a window than I did this length of material. It wasn’t that it was difficult work just that it was frustrating, it…

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    feb

    Second time I’ve found myself using dog shampoo this year, it’s February.

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    Eleanor

    E is for Each Day I think about this chick I’m a step closer to putting a revolver between my lips and punching a round through my skull. *Pros* Attractive Smart Edgy Quirky, but as a show Flat head *Cons* Chose someone else Used you Isn’t that smart Tad boring It’s all a show Maybe…

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  • grape

    Friend of friend: i’m not mad but P#### said you bought my OnlyFans Me with mouth full of grapes: i like to support local

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  • lil red car

    Stuart little, kids stood in a line waiting to be adopted. Parents, we’ll take the rat.

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    roof

    The house is crowded. Not that there are many occupants but this building is made for 3 and there are 4. As the forth, I sleep on the living room floor whilst the others occupy the beds upstairs. I light the fire and make my bed out of sofa cushions and blankets I find lying…

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  • bruh

    I thought I saw something in you, guess I should wear my goggles more sheesh

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    101 reasons to boycott oxygen

    Hello ladies and gentlemen My parents used to take us to all sorts of museums when we were kids that I never really had too much of an interest in but now I’m old and can develop hobbies of my own I’m dying to go back to some of these places.  Kennedy Space Centre, Florida…

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    amsterdam w/ brothers

    Francis and his oldest brother celebrate at the success of Joseph’s new found skill for international drug smuggling whilst Matthew blows cigarette smoke into the bathroom extractor.

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