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because why?
So there’s more than one Matthew Low out there. I’m hands down the coolest but a close second is Matthew Low Consultant Physiotherapist with Matthew Low Bluebell Capital Partners coming in third. That lad’s kinda letting us down with boring job and all but we move. Now, the Matthew Low that I spend most of my time thinking about…
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Atacama Desert
2 consecutive dreams about your unattainable crush is just such a Stella way to start ya Sunday When I was a wee lil youngster I loved Star Wars. Twas the tits. I was around 7/8ish when my dad brought home this metallic replica lightsaber and I was gassed. He threw in this casual comment that acted…
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last night dream
man lay in bath, first person, listening to opera and making waves in the bath with his cock. Waves in the bath turn into waves on the beach, massive cock in the water conducting and singing opera making waves on the beach. Really realistic.
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The Two Headed Calf
Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum. But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And…
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tubby toast
This is the 100th post on the site. 🙌 From the time we’re born, our brothers and sisters are our collaborators and co-conspirators, our role models and our cautionary tales. – Jeffrey Kluger, The Sibling Effect Here’s my view on J##. J## is a quick thinker, he doesn’t know it but he is.…
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rich in vitamin me
Who’s the dancing queen? I’m the dancing queen. Fuck the tambourine, look at me go. £1 coffee would save London. Been playing with the idea for a while but each time I crunch the numbers the coffee comes out at £2. 5 Students, hot drink backpacks like you see at ski resorts (Google it), contactless…
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No more office job
I fell into the trap, again. I blame myself, I should have seen this coming. One decent outcome of the last month is my renewed understanding of my own mental health. The charity is going ahead. I mean what’s the risk? We could help 1 person and it’d be worthwhile. Had a giggle with an…
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Solar Thoughts
Why do you stay up so late? In the wee small hours of the morning, nothing is expected of you. Humans are off the clock. It’s overtime, but it’s my time. I can’t justify spending half my life asleep, oblivious to the darkness that holds internal light. It’s quiet, no one comes knocking, no one…
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PaperMate
Dear cute girl in Wilko browsing the same pens as me, I feel like after our brief chat we connected over our shared love for PaperMate FlexGrip pens – they really are the best for notebooks. However, when we chose, you reached for the Blue Ink 1.0mm and me the Black 0.7. At that moment,…