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Energy and Industrial Strategy
Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen Right now I got to tell you about The fabulous Most groovy bellbottoms Hu Bellbottoms! Hu I’ll start off with 60 odd words I put together on the circle line this morn desperately trying not to pet the guide dog resting his head on my knee This job…
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olives
Scotland offered a life I could live, but my coat isn’t warm enough and job in London so couldn’t stay forever. One thing I loved about Spain is no one knew if you could speak Spanish so they never tried. I enjoyed that. I’ve learnt some Spanish from T#### and M#######, and a bit of…
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sad
I’m too high, that’s the problem. The earth’s gonna be gone soon anyway, go nuts. Last night was the first I’d spent without using cocaine, ketamine, speed, hash, MDMA and weed and tabacco I guess. The cocaine is the biggest issue due to its toxicity and frequent use so I’ll be writing about that. Not…
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new job
If zoos let you check out animals like library books Matt: *Walks up to desk with monkey on shoulders, slaps down zoo card* Attendant: you cant have the monkey, you already have a lion and a goat checked out. Plus the goat is 3 weeks overdue. Matt: listen you can have the lion, I’ll bring…
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Bastet, daughter of Re
Back to the cats – and about god damn time We’re getting through the cat food, I think we have three cats on the go atm. I’m sure of two, one well-groomed posh kinda cat and one fucked up white battered old thing looking for a scrap. The third was a black cat but we…
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what kinda dog is that
I do yoga every night before bed. I get bored 2 mins in so I start by taking a shot of vodka and a couple ibuprofen to be relaxed and extra flexible. It works real well. People say yoga is effeminate and not a lads sport but I honestly can’t think of anything more masculine…
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Francesco, you’re out of contract.
Those times when u feel shit but can’t figure out why, like what have I forgotten to do maybe there’s a medicine I’m supposed to take around about now or maybe like I should eat, I’ve missed something. Maybe I need a smoke or maybe it’s the smoke that’s got me feeling like this. Should…
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spaceman
I grew up thinking meditation was solely sitting still, no thoughts, no brain traffic. Which gets frustrating, I can’t not think. Not to say my thoughts are of value but when I run out of thinking forward, my brain starts working on the backlog of shit I’ve absorbed over the past few days. that lad really kicked…
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Army bag
As a wee little human, I used to run away, a lot. Here’s me, first day of school. Don’t ask why I had to wear a shirt and tie to primary school, idk either. LOOK HOW HIGH MY SOCKS ARE. Smart little chap i’ll give him that. So running away, I love finding people who did the same because we…