• American Air

    F##### returned from America a few months back and told me he’d slept with the ##### Power Ranger. I asked if he was referring to the suit or the man and he confirmed, both. A quick Google search shows that there was a time when blue was a white man, pink was a white female,…

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  • what da fuck

    The last post has had me spending the day daydreaming about some of the best memories I have with this bike, i’ll share a few The Naughty Boyfriend Whilst living in Oxford I did a silly thing and fooled around with a girl who I did not know at the time was involved with a…

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  • Billionaire go boom

    I can’t be the only one who watched the Falcon 9 take off today fingers crossed that the last frame the camera caught was Jared Isaacman face imploding as the thing crumples itself into ashes. I guess there’s still time, maybe he’ll float off on the space walk. I’m really into this billionaire bingo we…

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  • notepad

    Had a chat with J## today about our schooling. he closed the convo with “Yeah, You were a stem cunt” M#####’s feet tingle when she’s tipsy

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