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ssh into my heart
for £4,207 / month google will do you a mammoth Virtual Machine with 96 vCPUs – 45GiB Ram and 8 NVIDIA GPUs for an extra 22 grand / month they’ll let you play with a NVIDIA H100 GPU which between us is a bit of a rip off between a family car and the ability…
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MATU 696488 5
God it’s been a minute how many Mississippi’s was that? too many. I write all this junk in my notebooks, they then get transferred on mass to the site. So stop fucking complaining i’ll forever regret putting my email on this thing yonks ago, some of ya are nuts – be patient, sheesh In other…
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render
blender is crashing my mac. this may be the end of the road for Trillian as she is not almost 10 years old. its embarrassing to say but she is my fav machine. to combat the crashing, i’m going to set up one of the servers as a desktop, run the more cpu thirsty software…
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American Air
F##### returned from America a few months back and told me he’d slept with the ##### Power Ranger. I asked if he was referring to the suit or the man and he confirmed, both. A quick Google search shows that there was a time when blue was a white man, pink was a white female,…
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fuf
kitchen foil has plastic? What the fuck? nearly burnt kitchen to ground and gaff stinks
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what da fuck
The last post has had me spending the day daydreaming about some of the best memories I have with this bike, i’ll share a few The Naughty Boyfriend Whilst living in Oxford I did a silly thing and fooled around with a girl who I did not know at the time was involved with a…
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Billionaire go boom
I can’t be the only one who watched the Falcon 9 take off today fingers crossed that the last frame the camera caught was Jared Isaacman face imploding as the thing crumples itself into ashes. I guess there’s still time, maybe he’ll float off on the space walk. I’m really into this billionaire bingo we…
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tenerife
Universal hand gestures to add alongside the bill please hand gesture Water Still – flat hand Sparkling – wiggly fingers I look at the young couples here and fear that 50% of people in a relationship are clearly blind. For fucks sake woman how does your lad have a stomach that size, he looks like…
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The blind
A lady at work complained to me that ‘People don’t look where they’re going these days’ when I informed her and her husband an escalator couldn’t be used for their safety. I turned to reply and saw she was blind, eye tracing the ceiling as if looking for UFOs. Eyes fixed on the cain, I…
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notepad
Had a chat with J## today about our schooling. he closed the convo with “Yeah, You were a stem cunt” PR firms just launder liability M#####’s feet tingle when she’s tipsy, like an excited fairy