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pole dancin
Bring earbuds to bus station . Lady playing walking on sunshine out loud. After a lot of arguing me and Omar designed a pole to wrap cages at work.
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The Earplug Diaries
Airports must be hell for autistic people. Everything’s so loud and bright. Wading through the tide of perfume slingers, their scents combining into a curtain like cloud between you and the safety of your gate. Even getting that far is an unspoken achievement. They take your bag, give it a sticker and send it on…
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Bab on da bus
The baby on board stickers you see in cars aren’t to have you behave and not honk a sleeping child, they’re for paramedics knowing which vehicle to give attention to first in an accident. Which is kind of morbid. 2 babies on plane, don’t think you have to pay. They’re likely classified as hand luggage.…
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Carluccios Man
Meeting Joe or coffee on a wim. Sat down, watched a man sit outside the window, unfold a napkin over his leg, and eat the leftovers from four plates. The second he was sat and had shovelled all the onto one plate, he relaxed. Lay back and ate as if the food was just laid…
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Tickets plz
Raphael Dislexic would be a good pen name. Train stank of soup, swimming in shitty Cross Country broth
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Life as a Son of Iain
Radio alarm clicks on Good morning children of Low. It’s 6am, the sun is shinning bright with a steady wind speed of 2mph. Today we’ll see highs of 12 and lows of 10. Before we continue with morning announcements would the quick response team please report to the kitchen and tend to a high pressure…
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No mole no fee
No mole no fee, And question not will mole or thee, Thy find a squirrel, thy leave it be. Mouses, foxes and little shrews, Are not for me to be amused. I hunt the blind, For peace of mind, And charge my patron if I so find. By Matthew Low
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feb
Second time I’ve found myself using dog shampoo this year, it’s February.
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dogs
Honey (small dog) is very anxious, she barks at anything so to combat that noise her owner bought a buzzy collar. Don’t freak out, it’s not a shocky collar it just vibrates. So she barks and her collar goes nuts. Then there’s Marnie (big old concrete dog) who has a habit of just letting off…
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101 reasons to boycott oxygen
Hello ladies and gentlemen My parents used to take us to all sorts of museums when we were kids that I never really had too much of an interest in but now I’m old and can develop hobbies of my own I’m dying to go back to some of these places. Kennedy Space Centre, Florida…