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can-saw
My dad told me over hotel breakfast that he thinks he has cancer. Mouth full of all-you-can-eat scrambled eggs I paused to say fuck? This was hands down the best hotel breakfast I’ve ever had in my god damn fucking life because A. they had a large assortment of tiny single-use jams B. the coffee…
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2 mesatrin and half a pepazol please
Dungeons and dragons for the: Shits Goth girls Ritalin
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Yoko Oh no she didn’t
I didn’t get a 1 month token, they’d ran out. Which is fine i guess? I joked i’d just take a handful of 1 weeks but i’m still kind of left feeling like a won the race but no medal. Luckily my sobriety isn’t cross referenced with my token collection. If it was, telling a…
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Lily Lola
i’ve bought isdyslexic.com so I can have the email Matthew@isdyslexic.com eBay is just B-TEC Amazon i’ve found an old notebook so i’ll spend the day writing up its text, the dates will be back dated so good look finding them what a fucking night. It was the emotional equivalent of having one of those weird…
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nervous
I’m nervous to go to this meeting, not only as it’s host seems to be our lord and saviour, the big lads dad but because it’s the first ounce of exposure the world has seen of my problem beyond confiding in friends and meeting up with the Albanians. I’ve washed my clothes, plan to shower…
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If I had a therapist I’d tell them
I’m scared to make noise I think I’ve always been a ################ I want to dig a hole and bury myself My full name and address
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WallE’s mate
Nyc at night sounds like a bunch of foxes on acid. Saw my first cockroach at 3am this morning on the curb. Airport = planestation
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Mama A
Chimps don’t want to speak English, we’d end up giving them jobs. Mina pregnant. On her first appointment for the shall I sharnt I clinic there was a magazine called ‘Mama Academy’ Roasted sugar nuts are the tits. The only way I can get my hands on a whole bunch would be to have the…
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bad bud
I want to test what’s in these edibles This isn’t weed Is the British government worried we’re all going to go communist? Whoever provides our food and work give us a fare wage for our time. Who’s communist party is your government under? Amazon plc. That sucks, I got Heroku warriors.
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US
I realised today whilst packing I don’t own 23KG of anything Leaving to the US “Be Safe” x100 is my dads way of saying “don’t do ####### in New York” Ever since i’ve stopped sharing my progress, they seem to assume i’ve gone off track. Little do they know i’m on track for victory. Suck…