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whos cat is this
It’s cats with shoes that get me confused. Claws on paws mean mittens on kittens, so scratches are soft yet still, I get bitten. i’m a fucking poet
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sad
I’m too high, that’s the problem. The earth’s gonna be gone soon anyway, go nuts. Last night was the first I’d spent without using cocaine, ketamine, speed, hash, MDMA and weed and tabacco I guess. The cocaine is the biggest issue due to its toxicity and frequent use so I’ll be writing about that. Not…
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like a boomerang
I’m spending a lot of time by the water. It’s funny, you go down to water level when the tides are low and you half expect to see Samaritan adverts stuck to the sea walls. The whole act has a somewhat suicidal feeling to it. It’s nice being down there. My favourite spot lets you…
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new job
If zoos let you check out animals like library books Matt: *Walks up to desk with monkey on shoulders, slaps down zoo card* Attendant: you cant have the monkey, you already have a lion and a goat checked out. Plus the goat is 3 weeks overdue. Matt: listen you can have the lion, I’ll bring…
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Ignorant bliss
lay on the floor, cat lay on my chest. I’m stroking him, telling him how good his life is. How he’ll never have a mortgage, never crash a car, never break someone’s heart, he’s never been broke and how he’s completely oblivious to all of this. Ignorant bliss. Which got me thinking, with…
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the cocaine cookbook
past month i’ve switched up my shower routine i’m a shower before bed man now and i shower in the dark, one day i’ll tell you why
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i’m the tenth dentist
The thing with roaming around is no bed, no shower. I’m not much of an online dating guy, isn’t my style BUT tinder does have its uses. So I’m a mess yeah my hairs all over the place I look like a refugee if I was a dog they’d make one of those YouTube videos…
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kiss me thu the phone
Long time no chat. I’ve been doing some roaming around. Like Manchester Matt in the good ol’ days. Feels good being in the world without care, only checking your pockets for your wallet, phone and passport. Minus the wallet, I’m still on the cards and cash in the pocket kinda life. Nomatic. Or is it…
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levis jeans
mans got a banana in his back pocketyou can’t mess with a man with a banana in his back pocketboys carry fagsmen carry fruithe’s got a banana in his back pocket its a symbolits a signhow do you compare to that manlike are you happy to see me or is that a banana in your…
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Ikea was sick
I’m out of ####. I ain’t buying any more. I’m happy though. Time to come back down to Earth, Pluto’s fun but it’s hard to breathe. Starting to worry I might die up there. He’s gone soft ladies and gents. Cue a life of package holidays and unhappy marriages. Nah I’ll be back on the…