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9 out of 10 dentists agree
Rufus (dog) suffers from awful separation anxiety. He’s always moaning and freaking out when someone he knows walks off without him. I’ve chalked it up to his shitty understanding of time. I don’t think dogs get time like humans. Unfortunately for Rufus, lots of the people he loves leave sooner or later. His first owner…
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Fatboy Slim is skinny af
Time to cut down on the drugs. The dog can’t take it anymore. Every 10 mins I dive onto the bed to scrub her head like mad and berate her about how much I love her. Think she’s getting tired of my shenanigans. Plus the nose bleeds. My ear bled today, I don’t know if…
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48,202.98
My short term memory’s gone to shit. Leaving toast in the toaster is the worst thing. Such a simple mistake but filling the kitchen with dark billowing black smoke, accompanied with the attention-seeking chirps of the fire alarm, yeah, never a good look. I should see someone about it. I don’t think I’ve ever actually…
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2am rants
Problem with ####, numbs your gums. Also makes me listen to music crazy loud and I spend the rest of the day with a headache. That could be the #### though. Hmmm. Someones gotta sort this Afghanistan problem, it’s getting a tad silly now. Someone needs to sell them software updates that screw over their…