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fuf
kitchen foil has plastic? What the fuck? nearly burnt kitchen to ground and gaff stinks
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2 mesatrin and half a pepazol please
Dungeons and dragons for the: Shits Goth girls Ritalin
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Yoko Oh no she didn’t
I didn’t get a 1 month token, they’d ran out. Which is fine i guess? I joked i’d just take a handful of 1 weeks but i’m still kind of left feeling like a won the race but no medal. Luckily my sobriety isn’t cross referenced with my token collection. If it was, telling a…
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dieting tips for those who suffer from memory problems:
Just put that shit in a cupboard, you’ll never see it again
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what da fuck
The last post has had me spending the day daydreaming about some of the best memories I have with this bike, i’ll share a few The Naughty Boyfriend Whilst living in Oxford I did a silly thing and fooled around with a girl who I did not know at the time was involved with a…
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700 series
The only times these tyres have left my bike is to swap over their inner tube. Usually takes 2 mins. We both hold our breath, I slip her shoes off, change her socks and squeeze her shoes back on. This is the third inner tube she’s been through this month. So like a parent of…
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Lily Lola
i’ve bought isdyslexic.com so I can have the email Matthew@isdyslexic.com eBay is just B-TEC Amazon i’ve found an old notebook so i’ll spend the day writing up its text, the dates will be back dated so good look finding them what a fucking night. It was the emotional equivalent of having one of those weird…
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Billionaire go boom
I can’t be the only one who watched the Falcon 9 take off today fingers crossed that the last frame the camera caught was Jared Isaacman face imploding as the thing crumples itself into ashes. I guess there’s still time, maybe he’ll float off on the space walk. I’m really into this billionaire bingo we…
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nervous
I’m nervous to go to this meeting, not only as it’s host seems to be our lord and saviour, the big lads dad but because it’s the first ounce of exposure the world has seen of my problem beyond confiding in friends and meeting up with the Albanians. I’ve washed my clothes, plan to shower…
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amen
I’m not here to take sides I will be won to no cause I serve no God or country, I fly no flag.