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If I had a therapist I’d tell them
I’m scared to make noise I think I’ve always been a ################ I want to dig a hole and bury myself My full name and address
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cheese/ plastic spread
Gambling is the only addictions you can get through your phone. These lot are drug dealersssss. 888 more like 666 am I right What is Philadelphia
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tenerife
Universal hand gestures to add alongside the bill please hand gesture Water Still – flat hand Sparkling – wiggly fingers I look at the young couples here and fear that 50% of people in a relationship are clearly blind. For fucks sake woman how does your lad have a stomach that size, he looks like…
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The blind
A lady at work complained to me that ‘People don’t look where they’re going these days’ when I informed her and her husband an escalator couldn’t be used for their safety. I turned to reply and saw she was blind, eye tracing the ceiling as if looking for UFOs. Eyes fixed on the cain, I…
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notepad
Had a chat with J## today about our schooling. he closed the convo with “Yeah, You were a stem cunt” PR firms just launder liability M#####’s feet tingle when she’s tipsy, like an excited fairy
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pole dancin
Bring earbuds to bus station . Lady playing walking on sunshine out loud. After a lot of arguing me and Omar designed a pole to wrap cages at work.
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Tree
If a tree falls in a forest, And if that tree is me, Does my pain stand to reason, If loved ones seldom see? My barks too thin to warm me, My trunk is hollow, see? My roots they sit too shallow, My branches haunting me. If a tree falls in a forest, And if…
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i’m not sad, just suicidal
Times like this you find yourself wondering if you can even tie a noose? I’m sure any knot will do, this isn’t scouts I don’t need the badge. My curtail rail fell down last night so that’s off the table. Luckily there’s hooks in the ceiling that’ll take a load. Getting up there’ll be hard…
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That man chatted so much shit
So glad Osama Bin Ladin didn’t have access to the Internet during his 5 years break. Welcome to speedy suicides, our first guest is Matt from Derbyshire. Tell me a little about yourself Matt… “Can we start” “Hahaaa” and up against Matt is Hannah, from Warwickshire I believe? “I don’t want to die” crying “Awesome.…
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WallE’s mate
Nyc at night sounds like a bunch of foxes on acid. Saw my first cockroach at 3am this morning on the curb. Airport = planestation