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Tickets plz
Raphael Dislexic would be a good pen name. Train stank of soup, swimming in shitty Cross Country broth
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British transport poolice
First time Caitlin watched one flew over the cuckoos nest was in the TV room of a Mental Institution. This Evernote bollocks is giving me stress, i’m starting to understand why nutters poach elephants (Logo). Just spent the last 5 mins on google to understand what poach is and isn’t like what is a poached elephant? If…
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snow
I keep my life so very private from my family and friends. As my drug use increases I’m starting to worry that the support network i once comforted myself with in the justification of use may be blind to my downfall. My father has seen me smoke cigarettes once, my mother has never and the…
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Life as a Son of Iain
Radio alarm clicks on Good morning children of Low. It’s 6am, the sun is shinning bright with a steady wind speed of 2mph. Today we’ll see highs of 12 and lows of 10. Before we continue with morning announcements would the quick response team please report to the kitchen and tend to a high pressure…
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No mole no fee
No mole no fee, And question not will mole or thee, Thy find a squirrel, thy leave it be. Mouses, foxes and little shrews, Are not for me to be amused. I hunt the blind, For peace of mind, And charge my patron if I so find. By Matthew Low
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feb
Second time I’ve found myself using dog shampoo this year, it’s February.
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Eleanor
E is for Each Day I think about this chick I’m a step closer to putting a revolver between my lips and punching a round through my skull. *Pros* Attractive Smart Edgy Quirky, but as a show Flat head *Cons* Chose someone else Used you Isn’t that smart Tad boring It’s all a show Maybe…
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dogs
Honey (small dog) is very anxious, she barks at anything so to combat that noise her owner bought a buzzy collar. Don’t freak out, it’s not a shocky collar it just vibrates. So she barks and her collar goes nuts. Then there’s Marnie (big old concrete dog) who has a habit of just letting off…