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flatmate beef
Some of the mates that reside in this flat aren’t mates. And rightly so. To clarify, I’m not the problem; I didn’t bring this beef. The thing with house shares is their unpredictable nature. This flat has the potential to be a great place to live, nice people, nice area but one tenant…
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concern
Airports are really becoming the bane of my life. I shouldn’t worry about them, to be honest I wouldn’t call it worry. It’s just concern. I’m concerned that they aren’t going to believe me is me. I’m concerned that a coffee just cost me £6. I’m concerned when they give you the tiny snub nosed…
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Ignorant bliss
lay on the floor, cat lay on my chest. I’m stroking him, telling him how good his life is. How he’ll never have a mortgage, never crash a car, never break someone’s heart, he’s never been broke and how he’s completely oblivious to all of this. Ignorant bliss. Which got me thinking, with…
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cashmoney
I swear long term qualifications like degrees, they’re just a test to see how well you can concentrate on something -trust me I can do this shit but I’m not stopping along the way to catch you up Thinking of swapping sides. It’s like when you were a kid playing football and life just seemed…
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frosty
I have a cold Which I think peaked at a fever but I’m doing good now Woke up last night in the middle of the battle, my antibodies vs whatever I’d managed to catch. I was 1000 degrees and felt like death, all in aid of giving my immune system the energy it needed to…
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Illegal alphabet
AnonymityBitcoinCashDrugsEncryptionFraudGuiltHelenIDJailKnowledgeLaunderMonopolyNigeriansOnionPaul Le RouxQWERTYRestSQLTerminalUbuntuVegetarianWeedXMLYoghurtZip
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skizzers
fav hobby these days is taking laptop to office blocks and scanning for open networks 9 times outa 10 it’s just CCTV ports passing packets but every so often you stumble across something fun british transport police are one of the shittier species of her majesties forces except Darren who was open to…
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the cocaine cookbook
past month i’ve switched up my shower routine i’m a shower before bed man now and i shower in the dark, one day i’ll tell you why
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i’m the tenth dentist
The thing with roaming around is no bed, no shower. I’m not much of an online dating guy, isn’t my style BUT tinder does have its uses. So I’m a mess yeah my hairs all over the place I look like a refugee if I was a dog they’d make one of those YouTube videos…
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9 out of 10 dentists agree
Rufus (dog) suffers from awful separation anxiety. He’s always moaning and freaking out when someone he knows walks off without him. I’ve chalked it up to his shitty understanding of time. I don’t think dogs get time like humans. Unfortunately for Rufus, lots of the people he loves leave sooner or later. His first owner…