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kiss me thu the phone
Long time no chat. I’ve been doing some roaming around. Like Manchester Matt in the good ol’ days. Feels good being in the world without care, only checking your pockets for your wallet, phone and passport. Minus the wallet, I’m still on the cards and cash in the pocket kinda life. Nomatic. Or is it…
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pace
ClickEngineer is really picking up the pace. It’s great, I love this shit I was born for this shit but like wtf do I do when some business owner wants to know who runs the thing, like who handles all their hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of work and finds me, a 22-year-old drugged…
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thinks
I hope other people struggle to sleep as much as I do, feels crap thinking I’m having to deal with this shit on my ones. I dated a girl who slept really well, like on the dot whenever wherever and being honest I was jealous. Was definitely one of the reasons why we fell apart,…
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black coffee
Bought some CBD oil for the dog because if you ask me she needs to chill tf out. Now I’m new to CBD oil but long story short it’s the same shit they sell to humans. So I’m here wondering how many drops I should take… a large dog is 6-7 drops but I think…
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Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo
Very productive week hell yeah really ticking stuff off the list New ClickEngineer site is gonna launch soon, v happy. Annoyingly w33d has hit its first road bump, T1 supplier no longer sell into the UK which is so shit I could cry. But we move, solution is to buy straight from source or get…
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levis jeans
mans got a banana in his back pocketyou can’t mess with a man with a banana in his back pocketboys carry fagsmen carry fruithe’s got a banana in his back pocket its a symbolits a signhow do you compare to that manlike are you happy to see me or is that a banana in your…
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blackmailing through giftcards
so you get all the cards you can, all of them, whatever’s left in the market. Visa has databases full of details of who owns what gift card. I buy it all, reduced. I go to the company and say ‘hey, buy this off me pls’ and if they say no, I’ll be like ‘oh…
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Ikea was sick
I’m out of ####. I ain’t buying any more. I’m happy though. Time to come back down to Earth, Pluto’s fun but it’s hard to breathe. Starting to worry I might die up there. He’s gone soft ladies and gents. Cue a life of package holidays and unhappy marriages. Nah I’ll be back on the…
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.gov
The first thing I do when I get home is to check the police aren’t sat in my living room. I don’t think there’ll ever be a time where I catch them in the act. I know I haven’t done anything wrong, there’s no reason for them to be here but until I walk in…