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can-saw
My dad told me over hotel breakfast that he thinks he has cancer. Mouth full of all-you-can-eat scrambled eggs I paused to say fuck? This was hands down the best hotel breakfast I’ve ever had in my god damn fucking life because A. they had a large assortment of tiny single-use jams B. the coffee…
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Yoko Oh no she didn’t
I didn’t get a 1 month token, they’d ran out. Which is fine i guess? I joked i’d just take a handful of 1 weeks but i’m still kind of left feeling like a won the race but no medal. Luckily my sobriety isn’t cross referenced with my token collection. If it was, telling a…
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Lily Lola
i’ve bought isdyslexic.com so I can have the email Matthew@isdyslexic.com eBay is just B-TEC Amazon i’ve found an old notebook so i’ll spend the day writing up its text, the dates will be back dated so good look finding them what a fucking night. It was the emotional equivalent of having one of those weird…
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nervous
I’m nervous to go to this meeting, not only as it’s host seems to be our lord and saviour, the big lads dad but because it’s the first ounce of exposure the world has seen of my problem beyond confiding in friends and meeting up with the Albanians. I’ve washed my clothes, plan to shower…
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amen
I’m not here to take sides I will be won to no cause I serve no God or country, I fly no flag.
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i’m not sad, just suicidal
Times like this you find yourself wondering if you can even tie a noose? I’m sure any knot will do, this isn’t scouts I don’t need the badge. My curtail rail fell down last night so that’s off the table. Luckily there’s hooks in the ceiling that’ll take a load. Getting up there’ll be hard…
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US
I realised today whilst packing I don’t own 23KG of anything Leaving to the US “Be Safe” x100 is my dads way of saying “don’t do ####### in New York” Ever since i’ve stopped sharing my progress, they seem to assume i’ve gone off track. Little do they know i’m on track for victory. Suck…
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Snow storm
My life, since telling my parents about my drug addiction, has become complicated in a cocktail of ways. The main and most prominent issue is their total lack of trust in me financially. Of course, drug use and poverty go hand in hand, skipping through the dirt and snow, but I’d like to think that…
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rush hour crush
I like to give homeless people notes bc I can’t imagine dying to get high and some cunt hands you 50p Knock knock Who’s there I thought you were homeless? *Bu dum chish* It rains too much. There’s a character in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy who has a rain cloud constantly following him. I…