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brandy Melbourne
This evening I ate posh waitrose cheese, tonight I will have posh waitrose dreams. waitrose is the only shop in my father’s local town that sell The New Yorker. I avoid going into town for fear of bumping into my Ex girlfriend and/or her mother who i believe would put a hit out on me…
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dominos
Theres been a bunch of data leaks on Russian assets in The West, big old folder for Dominos Pizza. I shit you not I called this like 7 years ago. I don’t think I wrote it here but close friends will know my fascination between Russian Intelligence and the Dominos Pizza franchise. I have this…
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Ah la Cafe
No coffee, no coffee in the gaff Which is fine, it ain’t my gaff. This ain’t my burden to bear. Unless I want coffee, which I do. I badly want coffee. I feel like a little druggy again rattling around, looking through cupboards. It’s 7am, on a Tuesday. The local shop doesn’t open until 9am.…
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Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill
Shit to say: Scared of dogs Choccy nibs phenomenon I have all sorts to write about. I read back through my notebooks and can’t help but flick a few pages back. My memory remains in a bad way, so each page presents text I have no recollection of scribbling down. Some of the hits over…
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Soup
Being single when you’re ill sucks I’m just ill. No soup, no warm bed just headaches and puffy face I do not believe in coincidence. Out of all the ships for that thing to hit it nailed a US fuel vessel. I don’t care that it was at anchor. I don’t care if the Captain…
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Cotton
I expect nothing less from a guy who continues to try and rock the name Donald, in a world with superior cartoon ducks, but this whole negotiation business is making the west look like a bunch of boobs. The science and industry museum needs a revolution. My AI fiance can both find me a reduced…
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feng shway
I’ve been coding bots all day there’s a slight crossover between the dumbest AIs and the smartest humans, which is accounted for That film, The Beach, with young titanic where they drag that dying guy out of ear shot so his cries of pain don’t fuck with the Feng shui… After listening to Omar close…
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Roux
Sheesh, it’s been a minute like what over a month? Have any of y’all had a pop at the GCHQ Christmas puzzle? Shits easier than last year, I mean I think. We’ll wait for the answers and see if I’m a spook or just autistic. I mean that in no bad way, I believe that…
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Shia Crescent
I know what you’re all thinking, why the fuck is Iran so quiet on this one? I’m no plonker and I wager neither are you but there’s something off about the Middle East today. Last night Israel retaliated, fair enough, your time to shine and all but the whole thing felt a little… relaxed? After…
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drone go boom
they got Sinwar, finally. Not even intentional, just shot up a buncha lads and there he sat – waving a stick at a drone. long time readers of this terribly miss-managed blog will know of our past interest in prisoner swaps. Sinwar’s release from israeli prison after 20 years was a result of the Gilad…