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Shuttlecock
Hiding bars of silver in my Mothers bookcase feels weird and is weird but they can’t go with me and the odds of her noticing are slim. I’ve been playing badminton with #####, it gets very competitive. Also check out this quad door container I saw in Brixton (Can’t find pic but it’s somewhere I’ll…
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paper anniversary
That’s one year folks I plan to get a cake but I don’t have a costco card or car. My plan is to bus it to costco, meet Joe when he leaves work with his costco card and he drive me and the cake back to the flat. He’s then got a thing so it’ll…
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brandy Melbourne
This evening I ate posh waitrose cheese, tonight I will have posh waitrose dreams. Waitrose is the only shop in my father’s local town that sell The New Yorker. I avoid going into town for fear of bumping into my Ex girlfriend and/or her mother who I believe would put a hit out on me…
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dominos
There’s been a bunch of data leaks on Russian assets in The West, big old folder for Dominos Pizza. I shit you not I called this like 7 years ago. I don’t think I wrote it here but close friends will know my fascination between Russian Intelligence and the Dominos Pizza franchise. I have this…
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Ah la Cafe
No coffee, no coffee in the gaff Which is fine, it ain’t my gaff. This ain’t my burden to bear. Unless I want coffee, which I do. I badly want coffee. I feel like a little druggy again rattling around, looking through cupboards. It’s 7am, on a Tuesday. The local shop doesn’t open until 9am.…
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Soup
Being single when you’re ill sucks I’m just ill. No soup, no warm bed just headaches and puffy face I do not believe in coincidence. Out of all the ships for that thing to hit it nailed a US fuel vessel. I don’t care that it was at anchor. I don’t care if the Captain…
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Cotton
I expect nothing less from a guy who continues to try and rock the name Donald, in a world with superior cartoon ducks, but this whole negotiation business is making the west look like a bunch of boobs. The science and industry museum needs a revolution. My AI fiance can both find me a reduced…
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feng shway
I’ve been coding bots all day there’s a slight crossover between the dumbest AIs and the smartest humans, which is accounted for That film, The Beach, with young titanic where they drag that dying guy out of ear shot so his cries of pain don’t fuck with the Feng shui… After listening to Omar close…
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drone go boom
they got Sinwar, finally. Not even intentional, just shot up a buncha lads and there he sat – waving a stick at a drone. long time readers of this terribly miss-managed blog will know of our past interest in prisoner swaps. Sinwar’s release from israeli prison after 20 years was a result of the Gilad…