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Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill
Shit to say: Scared of dogs Choccy nibs phenomenon I have all sorts to write about. I read back through my notebooks and can’t help but flick a few pages back. My memory remains in a bad way, so each page presents text I have no recollection of scribbling down. Some of the hits over…
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Soup
Being single when you’re ill sucks I’m just ill. No soup, no warm bed just headaches and puffy face I do not believe in coincidence. Out of all the ships for that thing to hit it nailed a US fuel vessel. I don’t care that it was at anchor. I don’t care if the Captain…
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Shia Crescent
I know what you’re all thinking, why the fuck is Iran so quiet on this one? I’m no plonker and I wager neither are you but there’s something off about the Middle East today. Last night Israel retaliated, fair enough, your time to shine and all but the whole thing felt a little… relaxed? After…
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Lily Lola
i’ve bought isdyslexic.com so I can have the email Matthew@isdyslexic.com eBay is just B-TEC Amazon i’ve found an old notebook so i’ll spend the day writing up its text, the dates will be back dated so good look finding them what a fucking night. It was the emotional equivalent of having one of those weird…
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Mouse bed
I woke up last night in M#####’s bed and realised i’m 24 and could die at any moment. My thought immediately gravitated towards a life of crime, after glancing over at M#####’s sleeping face covered in hair I saw the only crime would be to not enjoy this moment. I slept and dreamt of accountants.
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cops
13## Lexington. The binmen come at 2:12am. Saddest part of The Departed is when the guy comes home with fresh bagels and is just shot in the head Cops, i’ve started referring to them as the morally impaired.
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speed run
I read an article today that made me feel physically sick. I won’t give a full rundown but it involved a strip search of a 15 Year Old girl who was told to remove her sanitary pad. The search ended and they found nothing. Ontop of that she was pulled out of an exam to…
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British transport poolice
First time Caitlin watched one flew over the cuckoos nest was in the TV room of a Mental Institution. This Evernote bollocks is giving me stress, i’m starting to understand why nutters poach elephants (Logo). Just spent the last 5 mins on google to understand what poach is and isn’t like what is a poached elephant? If…