• bic lighter

    Uh oh, menu without prices – this better be good. ‍ Showing your face at a bank, strictly for criminals. I don’t know, I just think half the world has online banking and no one’s ever doing anything more complex than paying in or out. Unless you’re a criminal. They walk in and the teller…

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  • hit the road, Jack

    My bicycle has 2 wheels and no wings, yet I fly. There’s nothing like a smokable kick up the bum to get the creative juices flowing. Sadly I have zero car in London and a strong respect for my housemates and our squeaky clean address so getting my hands on smokeable creativity is a ballache.‍…

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  • silly sausage

    Let’s say you’re Gennady Ayvazyan Russian millionaire, worth a few quid and under investigation for various bollocks but soon enough will end up on a sanctioned list, you’ve got a big ol’ yacht floating around restriction-free waters but you know the clocks ticking on Jonny Law strapping on his lifejacket and boarding the thing. You…

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  • new job

    If zoos let you check out animals like library books Matt: *Walks up to desk with monkey on shoulders, slaps down zoo card* Attendant: you cant have the monkey, you already have a lion and a goat checked out. Plus the goat is 3 weeks overdue. Matt: listen you can have the lion, I’ll bring…

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  • If you can’t catch me, I earned the money

    I don’t keep coffee here, I get my coffee on the outside‍Made a listDid everything on itWhat a feeling‍You know when I was 15 I painted my room walls purple and thought it was so sick and looking back my fam probably thought I was having a breakdown

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  • Illegal alphabet

    AnonymityBitcoinCashDrugsEncryptionFraudGuiltHelenIDJailKnowledgeLaunderMonopolyNigeriansOnionPaul Le RouxQWERTYRestSQLTerminalUbuntuVegetarianWeedXMLYoghurtZip

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  • skizzers

    fav hobby these days is taking laptop to office blocks and scanning for open networks ‍ 9 times outa 10 it’s just CCTV ports passing packets but every so often you stumble across something fun ‍ british transport police are one of the shittier species of her majesties forces except Darren who was open to…

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  • Frag’s Harry Styles, Joe’s John Lennon.

    The bitcoin cash machine, what’s taking so long Login pageMerge field productsPgp addressBitcoin payment, QR, address and time. Order statusReviewsProduct options Hire an ex building site manager ‍

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  • w33d

    finally doing something with w33d.co.uk finished uni, handed in my work done uni had some issues with a few of my business ideas and weren’t too happy for me to pursue them as a student under their umbrella of control now uni’s done, i’m free to do whatever the fuck i want ‍ spent some…

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  • seized my ass

    okay so my heart stopped for a sec but we’re back baby back and better than ever. I need to tighten up security around here plus lesson learnt no more logging into US IPs oof they got all cosy in my c-panel cheeky fuckers. I’ve lost like 4 posts into the abyss, need to write…

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