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Lily Lola
i’ve bought isdyslexic.com so I can have the email Matthew@isdyslexic.com eBay is just B-TEC Amazon i’ve found an old notebook so i’ll spend the day writing up its text, the dates will be back dated so good look finding them what a fucking night. It was the emotional equivalent of having one of those weird…
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sheesh 2.0
to our three new russian viewers, your IPs got flagged by Fasthost but i’m letting ya stay because diversity On the topic of last posts names, its hard to find news like this in the UK bc blocked but this is what the FSB had to say on last weeks spy silliness “Frankly speaking, we’ve…
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sheesh
could Jessica Davenport, Grace Elvin, Callum Andrew Duff, Katharine Mcdonnell, Thomas John Hickson and Blake Patel plz report to my office
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ISO 9362
Taylor swift gone said the K lady know best so yellow belly back down and rest swift got all the berries, and all the fans so big deal when she speaks her mind My favourite swift is The Society for Worldwide Interbank Financial Telecommunication (SWIFT) but I’m open to a catchy song or 2 Thing…
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Billionaire go boom
I can’t be the only one who watched the Falcon 9 take off today fingers crossed that the last frame the camera caught was Jared Isaacman face imploding as the thing crumples itself into ashes. I guess there’s still time, maybe he’ll float off on the space walk. I’m really into this billionaire bingo we…
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The blind
A lady at work complained to me that ‘People don’t look where they’re going these days’ when I informed her and her husband an escalator couldn’t be used for their safety. I turned to reply and saw she was blind, eye tracing the ceiling as if looking for UFOs. Eyes fixed on the cain, I…
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pole dancin
Bring earbuds to bus station . Lady playing walking on sunshine out loud. After a lot of arguing me and Omar designed a pole to wrap cages at work.
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Mouse bed
I woke up last night in M#####’s bed and realised i’m 24 and could die at any moment. My thought immediately gravitated towards a life of crime, after glancing over at M#####’s sleeping face covered in hair I saw the only crime would be to not enjoy this moment. I slept and dreamt of accountants.
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WallE’s mate
Nyc at night sounds like a bunch of foxes on acid. Saw my first cockroach at 3am this morning on the curb. Airport = planestation