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Ah la Cafe
No coffee, no coffee in the gaff Which is fine, it ain’t my gaff. This ain’t my burden to bear. Unless I want coffee, which I do. I badly want coffee. I feel like a little druggy again rattling around, looking through cupboards. It’s 7am, on a Tuesday. The local shop doesn’t open until 9am.…
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Soup
Being single when you’re ill sucks I’m just ill. No soup, no warm bed just headaches and puffy face I do not believe in coincidence. Out of all the ships for that thing to hit it nailed a US fuel vessel. I don’t care that it was at anchor. I don’t care if the Captain…
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Cotton
I expect nothing less from a guy who continues to try and rock the name Donald, in a world with superior cartoon ducks, but this whole negotiation business is making the west look like a bunch of boobs. The science and industry museum needs a revolution. My AI fiance can both find me a reduced…
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Roux
Sheesh, it’s been a minute like what over a month? Have any of y’all had a pop at the GCHQ Christmas puzzle? Shits easier than last year, I mean I think. We’ll wait for the answers and see if I’m a spook or just autistic. I mean that in no bad way, I believe that…
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Shia Crescent
I know what you’re all thinking, why the fuck is Iran so quiet on this one? I’m no plonker and I wager neither are you but there’s something off about the Middle East today. Last night Israel retaliated, fair enough, your time to shine and all but the whole thing felt a little… relaxed? After…
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drone go boom
they got Sinwar, finally. Not even intentional, just shot up a buncha lads and there he sat – waving a stick at a drone. long time readers of this terribly miss-managed blog will know of our past interest in prisoner swaps. Sinwar’s release from israeli prison after 20 years was a result of the Gilad…
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ISO 9362
Taylor swift gone said the K lady know best so yellow belly back down and rest swift got all the berries, and all the fans so big deal when she speaks her mind My favourite swift is The Society for Worldwide Interbank Financial Telecommunication (SWIFT) but I’m open to a catchy song or 2 Thing…
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WallE’s mate
Nyc at night sounds like a bunch of foxes on acid. Saw my first cockroach at 3am this morning on the curb. Airport = planestation
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cops
13## Lexington. The binmen come at 2:12am. Saddest part of The Departed is when the guy comes home with fresh bagels and is just shot in the head Cops, i’ve started referring to them as the morally impaired.
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Mama A
Chimps don’t want to speak English, we’d end up giving them jobs. Mina pregnant. On her first appointment for the shall I sharnt I clinic there was a magazine called ‘Mama Academy’ Roasted sugar nuts are the tits. The only way I can get my hands on a whole bunch would be to have the…