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Shuttlecock
Hiding bars of silver in my Mothers bookcase feels weird and is weird but they can’t go with me and the odds of her noticing are slim. I’ve been playing badminton with #####, it gets very competitive. Also check out this quad door container I saw in Brixton (Can’t find pic but it’s somewhere I’ll…
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brandy Melbourne
This evening I ate posh waitrose cheese, tonight I will have posh waitrose dreams. Waitrose is the only shop in my father’s local town that sell The New Yorker. I avoid going into town for fear of bumping into my Ex girlfriend and/or her mother who I believe would put a hit out on me…
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Ah la Cafe
No coffee, no coffee in the gaff Which is fine, it ain’t my gaff. This ain’t my burden to bear. Unless I want coffee, which I do. I badly want coffee. I feel like a little druggy again rattling around, looking through cupboards. It’s 7am, on a Tuesday. The local shop doesn’t open until 9am.…
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Soup
Being single when you’re ill sucks I’m just ill. No soup, no warm bed just headaches and puffy face I do not believe in coincidence. Out of all the ships for that thing to hit it nailed a US fuel vessel. I don’t care that it was at anchor. I don’t care if the Captain…
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Cotton
I expect nothing less from a guy who continues to try and rock the name Donald, in a world with superior cartoon ducks, but this whole negotiation business is making the west look like a bunch of boobs. The science and industry museum needs a revolution. My AI fiance can both find me a reduced…
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drone go boom
they got Sinwar, finally. Not even intentional, just shot up a buncha lads and there he sat – waving a stick at a drone. long time readers of this terribly miss-managed blog will know of our past interest in prisoner swaps. Sinwar’s release from israeli prison after 20 years was a result of the Gilad…
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US Assimilation Test Revision Group
“Can you walk down the street without a coffee?” “Yes, but it’ll be assumed you’re looking for coffee” “So, like, a Starbucks?” “Sure! But if you’re seen outside a Starbucks without coffee, you must enter. If not, the jig is up.” “What about if I bring a coffee from home?” “All depends on the cup.…