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Mama A
Chimps don’t want to speak English, we’d end up giving them jobs. Mina pregnant. On her first appointment for the shall I sharnt I clinic there was a magazine called ‘Mama Academy’ Roasted sugar nuts are the tits. The only way I can get my hands on a whole bunch would be to have the…
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US Assimilation Test Revision Group
“Can you walk down the street without a coffee?” “Yes, but it’ll be assumed you’re looking for coffee” “So, like, a Starbucks?” “Sure! But if you’re seen outside a Starbucks without coffee, you must enter. If not, the jig is up.” “What about if I bring a coffee from home?” “All depends on the cup.…
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jog on
If you ain’t running, you’re what sucks about America I get the running vibe, i’m sure it happens in London, i’m just not up early enough to see. It’s a huge contrast to what the rest of the world see America as. They’re definitely in their own bubble. The fascination of war, the domination of…
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subway
The subway stinks. The subway is not called the tube, i’ve been told this three times now. Police radios in the US are loud. Thin coppas run to respond to incidents, the fat ones waddle.
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cat trap
I lost the cat. I can’t find the cat. Did i really lose her if she was never here? She should be here. Where is she? This was the job. Look after the cat. But no cat. The posibilities are racing through my mind. Cats get in suitcases, suitcases that are left for packing, packing…
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passwords
Dana doesn’t abide by the rules of password sharing, you want the password? You’ve gotta earn it. The password is the same as my phone number means taking away the +, the area code, decide if we’ll be replacing the lost digit with a 0 to meet the character requirements of global network communication, the…
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US
I realised today whilst packing I don’t own 23KG of anything Leaving to the US “Be Safe” x100 is my dads way of saying “don’t do ####### in New York” Ever since i’ve stopped sharing my progress, they seem to assume i’ve gone off track. Little do they know i’m on track for victory. Suck…
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concern
Airports are really becoming the bane of my life. I shouldn’t worry about them, to be honest I wouldn’t call it worry. It’s just concern. I’m concerned that they aren’t going to believe me is me. I’m concerned that a coffee just cost me £6. I’m concerned when they give you the tiny snub nosed…
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seized my ass
okay so my heart stopped for a sec but we’re back baby back and better than ever. I need to tighten up security around here plus lesson learnt no more logging into US IPs oof they got all cosy in my c-panel cheeky fuckers. I’ve lost like 4 posts into the abyss, need to write…