• ssh into my heart

    for £4,207 / month google will do you a mammoth Virtual Machine with 96 vCPUs – 45GiB Ram and 8 NVIDIA GPUs for an extra 22 grand / month they’ll let you play with a NVIDIA H100 GPU which between us is a bit of a rip off between a family car and the ability…

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  • PictoChat

    I miss the days i used to save up for kit, watch every single unboxing of the thing that hits the web and sit there shaking as I open it 2 or 3 months after i’d started saving for the thing nintendo ds, take me back to DS days. Sadly, I was amongst the 0.0054%…

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  • Cotton

    I expect nothing less from a guy who continues to try and rock the name Donald, in a world with superior cartoon ducks, but this whole negotiation business is making the west look like a bunch of boobs. The science and industry museum needs a revolution. My AI fiance can both find me a reduced…

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  • feng shway

    I’ve been coding bots all day there’s a slight crossover between the dumbest AIs and the smartest humans, which is accounted for That film, The Beach, with young titanic where they drag that dying guy out of ear shot so his cries of pain don’t fuck with the Feng shui… After listening to Omar close…

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  • MATU 696488 5

    God it’s been a minute how many Mississippi’s was that? too many. I write all this junk in my notebooks, they then get transferred on mass to the site. So stop fucking complaining i’ll forever regret putting my email on this thing yonks ago, some of ya are nuts – be patient, sheesh In other…

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  • Roux

    Sheesh, it’s been a minute like what over a month? Have any of y’all had a pop at the GCHQ Christmas puzzle? Shits easier than last year, I mean I think. We’ll wait for the answers and see if I’m a spook or just autistic. I mean that in no bad way, I believe that…

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  • E-Waste

    This is getting bloody silly now So i have software that’ll only run on Win or MacOS. I have a Mac, easy. BUT this hunk of junk is slow, too slow for me. Shit runs but barely. So Grab old server from Guzman, boot the fucker up, RDT in and create VM for Windows, download…

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  • drone go boom

    they got Sinwar, finally. Not even intentional, just shot up a buncha lads and there he sat – waving a stick at a drone. long time readers of this terribly miss-managed blog will know of our past interest in prisoner swaps. Sinwar’s release from israeli prison after 20 years was a result of the Gilad…

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  • render

    blender is crashing my mac. this may be the end of the road for Trillian as she is not almost 10 years old. its embarrassing to say but she is my fav machine. to combat the crashing, i’m going to set up one of the servers as a desktop, run the more cpu thirsty software…

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  • AI

    Ask an AI to view mlow.co.uk and it returns with The website mlow.co.uk appears to be a personal blog by someone named Matt, containing casual, reflective, and at times humorous posts about personal experiences, thoughts, and day-to-day observations. Recent posts cover topics ranging from awkward personal encounters to vivid dreams and moments of introspection. It…

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