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bills
billing support for this package i’m paying silly money for say stay safe at the end of calls as if to say if we have to speak again it’s your legs that’ll be broken not your silly contract eesh
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server wranglers
Just had the strangest interaction with hosting provider support Mark: Hi, my name is Mark. How may I help you? M L: add generated SSL without ######## checkout Mark: Hi there, hope you are doing fine today, may I know what is the domain name? M L: ########## Mark: I see, so you need to…
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i like my eggs salted n’ hashed
SQL can suck a D, I think i’ve said this before but what the fuck i’m having a terrible pc day. Spent a good 20 minutes scratching my head on why Burp Suite’s Intercepter was limiting my traffic flow. All that time it never dawned on me the thing might just be doing it’s job.…
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Ah fuck it
I canny be arsed to recode the blog so i’m going with a 2003 outta the box one click install – this is the tech that brought down the berlin wall. Berlin? Birlin? Berlin wall – yeah thats the one. I’ll start uploading past posts in chunks, so stick with it ————————————————————— I’ve started uploading,…
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soggy passport
It’s been a minute Bought a new phone. For a techy guy, there’s nothing I hate more than having to buy a new civilian device. Just bought the best Samsung available, as I do every year. Turns out a lot has changed. This thing is massive and comes with a fucking pen. I put tape…
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quantum
The MoD has got their hands on a quantum computer, courtesy of our friends over at ORCA Computing. This is a game-changer, yet it isn’t getting too much exposure in the press. So wtf is a quantum computer? It’s a PC that can work at silly speeds and handle silly amounts of data. Computers have…
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litter
This shouldn’t make me feel genuine sympathy because we’re talking about a hunk of metal, an object, with no feelings. Satellites are operational (they live) for around 10 years. Right now, there are ≈5,000 floating around in space. ≈3,000 of them are dead, useless, with no fuel, no nothing. The other…
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Got the webhook working
Dont have to push to master anymore, can just submit from page babbyy
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skizzers
fav hobby these days is taking laptop to office blocks and scanning for open networks 9 times outa 10 it’s just CCTV ports passing packets but every so often you stumble across something fun british transport police are one of the shittier species of her majesties forces except Darren who was open to…